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@JFDerry

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Joined October 2008
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  1. Apr 4

    Sandra Noel RIP

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  2. Apr 3

    Or perhaps take your head out of the clouds, and engage with reality *WHOOHOO OVER HERE*

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  3. Apr 3

    01:23

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  4. Apr 1

    Tonight, my faith in creativity was rekindled. Eclecticism. 3 bands. All experimental. All had something to say. Really encouraging.

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  5. Apr 1

    Guy walks into a packed bar with viscous huskies. “A pint of Brewdog please”. “Hello? HELLO? Where the fuck is everybody?”

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  6. Mar 31
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    . i would suggest that it’s time to check what Sutton is telling you David. Would you simply accept him answering that gravity does not exist, etc? (Not a great analogy but you know what I mean). Choose any single claim. It will be wrong. Be part of the solution?

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  7. Mar 28

    Getting some sexist, or maybe sexy, looks reading ’s Animal (available at all good book shops and Waterstones) in the pub, but I’ve heard her Modern Monkey , and she’s like a male (the Ape that Got Lucky).

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  8. Mar 27

    Used to live in Wales see. Places like, Peniswaun, Clit-y-Bonc. Fachwen. Bangor. um. Holyhead.

    Pornhub gives free Premium access to cities with sexy names
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  9. Mar 27

    Bees too?

    Why do I keep getting inaccurate bee mating facts on my timeline. A bee’s penis & testicles are the same thing - it’s an endophallus. During climax the bee becomes paralysed, the endophallus explodes & rips off as bee backflips, & it dies. The explosion is audible to human ears.
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  10. Mar 27
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    . I’m getting confused. Thought I knew the difference. Honestly would appreciate understanding how that mural differs to a cartoon ie joke. Especially the type for which Charlie were murdered. PS: I love that episode of with Barry.

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  11. Mar 26

    “That attic hidin bitch, anne frank”. “I couldn’t die. I got court tomorrow”. And many more cherished memories of yesteryear. Brought to you in partnership with — “Who?” Which Periodical Pamphlet Magazine.

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    Quite possibly the greatest story teller of our generation
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  12. Mar 26
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    . more a failing in quality of research in social ‘sciences’ than a real effect. If they’re going to gullibly accept publications at face value, and not dig into claims, there will be perpetuated errors.

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  13. Mar 26

    With ’s ‘modern’ commercial bent, I honestly don’t know if this is spam.

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    Some balding men who took an epilepsy drug unexpectedly got their hair back. Now scientists have tested it in mice
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  14. Mar 26

    12:34

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  15. Retweeted
    Mar 26

    Chapter One of The Driver’s Seat, by Muriel Spark, with an introduction by Andrew O’Hagan Read more at:

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    Mar 26

    Sharing the happiness today. Like something on our website? Make a serious offer. and we'll see how much discount we can stretch to. Limbering up now in readiness

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  17. Mar 26

    That should solve it.

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    WATCH: Global landmarks go dark for via
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  18. Mar 26

    .Brexit voting apologists getting rather tedious. Just make the correct choice from the outset. Nothing has changed regarding those original proposals, merely some details about the obvious deceptions. Naïve to think Tory-UKIP led campaign was honest.

    Two days ago I was thick and uneducated because I voted leave. Yesterday I had been hypnotised into voting leave. Today I wake up and find that I cheated and lied to get the leave result. Not sure whether to go back to school, therapy or give myself up to the police!
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    Mar 26

    REVEALED: Britain's 'secret' arms sales to Middle East human rights abusers via

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  20. Mar 26

    Most graduands want to cross the stage without falling over. But there's always this...
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