Jason Shapiro

@JDShapiro

Has met Bob Dole. Book: The Memory Hoarder's Journal (link below)

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined February 2009
Born in 1987
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 Nov 2017

    Pls consider my book The Memory Hoarder's Journal for all your cyberweek/giving tuesday/buying wednesday/fuck it thursday/holiday buying needs!

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  2. Retweeted
    50 minutes ago

    urban coyotes are utilizing the gig economy and our interest in cults to prey on our small pets.

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  3. Retweeted
    23 hours ago

    Citizen holding theft suspect near Paradise Park. Now they’re kissing. It’s pretty disgusting.

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    23 hours ago

    Agreed! ☕️👑

    We need a Disney princess who drinks bulletproof coffee
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    Apr 2

    We’re adopting a new "precog" system and our assessments tell us that everyone in town will eventually break the law, so you’re all under arrest. Come turn yourselves in.

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  6. Apr 4

    i love ducks but their beaks are so so scary

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  7. Apr 3

    if you then you don’t don’t love deserve me at my me at my

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    Apr 3

    Tonight at 11! Catharsis

    Be sure to tune in to tonight as I play Kellyanne Conway to ’s Donald Trump! 11 PM EST/10 Central
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  9. Apr 3

    would love to speak w/ someone who sees through my bullshit!

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  10. Apr 3

    I am tired of being a Door Dash driver's rebellion

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  11. Apr 3

    just stared at a thor action figure for way too long trying to figure out how to get my hair cut next

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  12. Apr 3

    mar madness nearly killed me this time

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  13. Apr 2

    Look that Sinclair media video is really fucked up but anything will sound chilling if a large number of people are saying the same thing over each other. It was intentionally edited in an Orwellian fashion. Not sure why I got on my high horse here but this feels pretty cool!

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  14. Apr 2

    Huge chance Mueller flipped dude on the right

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  15. Apr 1

    Christ in Venice, CA on a Lebowski viewing party night.

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  16. Apr 1

    Savage

    Ernie, it’s not a prank when you tweet about it. Can I have my paper clips back now?
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  17. Apr 1

    I’m learning about Jesus on tv and what I’m learning is that all they had available T-shirt wise was deep deep cut.

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  18. Apr 1

    When I was a child I used to skip around all the time saying, “tra la la la.” Not no more!

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  19. Apr 1

    People live for my classic April Fools Day pranks. Today is my Christmas!

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  20. Mar 30

    This first born always slays! Anyway, happy Passover to you and yours

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  21. Mar 30

    People are their worst selves at strip clubs and airports

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