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Con artist in Chief got conned. And he was so willing, too!

But Kim checked YES when @realDonaldTrump slipped him the note asking if they could be besties. Then they pinky swore on it and everyone knows pinky promises are FOREVER. Why am I getting this sinking feeling that the North Koreans might’ve had ulterior motives?

You just know that KJU and China’s leader were laughing behind Trump’s back at their meeting a couple of weeks ago.

TBH, I don’t know how he made it through the whole meeting with a straight face.

He was as dumbfounded as we were.

FYI, from article you quote: “Continued work at the Yongbyon facility should not be seen as having any relationship to No. Korea’s pledge to denuclearize. The North’s nuclear cadre can be expected to proceed with business as usual until specific orders are issued from Pyongyang.”

Yup and he's gonna give that order any day now. Any day. Any....day... Any..... Day...

I think on the same day trump releases his taxes.

So the Tuesday after never then.

Until the 12th of never, and that’s a long, long time

The taxes will come out on the day that dosen't end in "y". tRump will create it, deny it, then blame it on the dems for not creating an 8th day.

Could this be true? I thought Trump had resolved the NK nuclear threat with his 4 hour Singaporean spectacle. We can trust Kim, right? He wouldn’t deceive the man with the great big beautiful brain, would he? We can all sleep well, right?

It was in that giant envelope. The one that tRump said had good things even though he didn't read it.

X-ray vision? #liarpower

That's bigly impossible. I betcha it's being converted to a Unicorn Fart Enrichment Facility. Or a Completely Nonmilitary Baby Formula Factory. No need to inspect. Move along.

Maybe they are making (and enriching) shoes for Ivanka?