Jake Blackwood  

@JBlackwoodSays

I write and apparently “avoid relationship maintenance”. Recent writing in

Tennessee, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2017.
Rođen/a 18. veljače

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    27. sij

    Take a few minutes to go read my latest story “How to Make Friends in Chicago” over here:

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  2. One of those days when you buy an expensive used chair from a guy online and then find a broken rape whistle shoved down in the cracks between the cushions.

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  3. He’s drunk, don’t listen to him. I’m halfway done with one right now.

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    prije 16 sati
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  5. People with this lamp don’t dust.

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  6. People who have sex on this.

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  7. Women who fuck men who play Call of Duty.

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  8. Those people who use these for their DVD collection.

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  9. Wouldn’t it be funny if the DNC stopped existing and was replaced with a new party, effectively nullifying the decades of anti-democrat propaganda, articles, websites, and videos that have been produced. Now imagine the new party is the American National Convention. The Americans

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  10. 4. velj

    People who spend more time setting up their “author” social media accounts than they do writing their stories.

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  11. 4. velj

    You ever think about how caucus sounds like cock ass? I do. Every day of my life.

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  13. 3. velj

    Me: Aye woman, ‘twas ye kind that spake with serpent in the garden and cast us out, I feel the heat churning below in your womanly in-betweens, ‘tis putting my mind to sowing seed. My girlfriend: and that was the summer I had grandpappys baby Me: ‘twas an abomination! ‘Twas!

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  14. 2. velj

    I played football for a large portion of my life. I am not a fashionable person. It’s Super Bowl Sunday but I’m watching a fashion design competition on Netflix instead of football.

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  15. 2. velj

    The Masked Singer but it’s The Running Man.

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    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    I don’t know what people expected. It’s basically one big database detailing exactly why we should be summarily executed by whatever government exists past the dominionist hellsmaw our society is careening toward.

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    1. velj

    Strange Attractors is now open for submissions:

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  18. 1. velj
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  19. 1. velj

    Do I really want to renew the personal website I use for nothing again this year?

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  21. 31. sij

    These tweets where people are all “WRITERS WRITING ABOUT X: ACTUALLY LIVING IN X:” Are straight up exposing how bad some people are at writing.

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