James Mallison

@J7mbo

🇬🇧Conference Speaker. Go, PHP, Swift. Owns Dockercon socks. Swears in 🇪🇸🇩🇪. Opinions are yours. Senior Manager Engineering . Ex: Tech Lead

Bavaria, Germany
Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2009.

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    2. srp 2019.
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  2. prije 3 sata

    Most important thing that helps me when giving conference talks: always have a cup of tea at the ready and then it becomes sort of just a ‘chat’ with the audience!

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  3. prije 4 sata

    Regular reminder: “it’s idiomatic” is not a valid argument for your chosen language. Base your arguments on facts, language-agnostic principles and solid reasoning. “This is just how it’s done” should not be accepted by development teams; be careful not to use it.

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    2. velj

    Obviously it’s a trap

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    30. sij
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  6. 30. sij

    Developers take small breaks to figure out a problem they’ve been stuck on for hours. Often 5 minutes away from the screen is enough. Today is the day that you need to accept: a good portion of the important parts of your software was built on the toilet! 🚽

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    29. sij
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    Everyone says to read the Rust book but honestly I hate reading books to learn languages. The best way to learn is to solve a real problem you're facing using it. Rust really only starts to make sense for programming in the large. I think JS/Go are much better for simple things

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    29. sij
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    The second best way to deploy k8s is on GKE. The best way to deploy k8s is don't.

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  9. 28. sij

    Today I handed in my English drivers license and exchanged it for a German / European führerschein. Next week is my ‘Brexit appointment’ where I get residency. England doesn’t deserve skilled workers!

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    27. sij
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    wow, look at the sizes of that thing

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  11. 27. sij

    Being on-call whilst at the gym has taught me to care about being really bloody comprehensive with integration tests.

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    26. sij

    Being rewarded for working long hours only makes sense if you're doing something well. In fact, if you're bad at your job, the less you do it, the better! You should be rewarded for showing up late and going home early.

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    26. sij
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    For the night is dark and full of void*

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    24. sij

    Here's my periodic rant about why not to use Jira 🙂: Stories are not tickets. Jira is designed to track bugs. We are developing software, not tracking bugs. Jira encourages the organization to dysfunctionally look at them as such. 1/7

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    8. sij
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    "This motto has been closed as off-topic, but we'll leave it on the page to pollute search results."

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    22. sij

    I've been using Jira for the last year and here it is added to my ranking of top project management tools: 1. Trello 2. Piece of paper 3. Word document shared via ftp 4. Shouting to each other over the table 5. Not tracking tasks at all 6. Jira

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  17. 23. sij
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  18. 23. sij

    My conference talk is over thank god! Why do I do this myself? PS I managed to get a few Lar4vel jibes in there about bad practices, watch out for the video soon 👍

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    13. sij
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  20. 22. sij

    Interesting look at using exceptions for flow control.

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  21. 22. sij

    Excellent overview of what you need to know to work efficiently and build fault-tolerant distributed systems. Typically language agnostic although here with some context.

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