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Best Hamilton songs? In my opinion, a tie between “Trading Gap Shuffle” and “Budget Gap Shuffle”

The cruelest time travel prank is to go back to 1993 & inform your younger self that the Simpsons will last at least 27 seasons

Requesting Wednesday be changed to Dwaynesday

Chemtrails might be the dumbest conspiracy theory people actually believe

It's also messed up that even military pilots, who need to get every ounce of efficiency from their planes, turn on the chemtrails switch

Messed up that all the airline pilots keep turning the chemtrails switch on during flight #justsaynoguys

The release of #GodsNotDead2 suggests the series' title premise was not sufficiently proved in the first film.

wife's been in this Nissan dealer's office for 2 hours negotiating w the blinds down. she must be giving him hell. gonna get a great deal

Mother Jones being represented by an actor's dipshit kid and a woman who thinks her IT issues are a website's fault somehow, is so good

Thinking about cowardly dog-men who write 100s of pro-fascist blog posts in the hopes of ingratiating themselves to an insane future autarky

I would like to not hear about movies, games, or professional wrestling anymore, forever please

SAMUEL, ASSISTANT EDITOR: flee from this place

IAN, UNCREDITED ELECTRICIAN: every mother brings her child into the world knowing it will one day die

MARK, CAMERA OPERATOR: do not look Mr. Myers in the eye. He is a terrible god, stranger, and we mortals tremble in his presence

KELLY, STUNT PERFORMER: my body pays the price for these punishing pratfalls. but what i bring into the world is greater than myself