Watching #UnusAnnusisoverparty and right as Markiplier said there was no one to interrupt him on his "not a masochist" rant, the video interrupted him by buffering. Typing this while laughing.
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My (distant) cousins had a reasonably well known show in the late 60s.
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What's your weakest claim to fame? I once dated the cousin of someone who played a cat nun on Doctor Who.
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This cause is close to my heart - please sign:
If you're the kind of person who feels the need to wear spurs anywhere other than a rodeo, feel free to insert a broadsword into your anus.
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Always nice when you have to call the fire department first thing in the morning.
Highlight of my day, I was just recognized from my friends' YouTube show.
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Just finished karaoke at #gallifreyone and walked up the stairs to my floor in three inch heels... going to bed now, up in four hours. Night all 😴
So, I need to wake up in approximately four hours to go to work in the morning but I've been awake for awhile completely mesmerised by these crayons that I found in a thrift shop this morning. What sorcery is this , and how am I just finding out about these?
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Update: as of 7pm power has started returning sorry for lack of updates prior internet on phone went out due to generator on cell tower going down.
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Losing internet as I'm approaching my house anyone who would like to is welcome to use these photos as they see fit with credit to "Patrick "
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Update: donut house still going strong even with no power or water to the rest of the town. Went inside this time and got myself a fritter because diet be damned I want a donut.
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My town is currently having a #poweroutage as much of California seems to be and there's one store that apparently has a generator so in the middle of town surrounded by businesses covered in darkness is this lone donut shop appearing like a beacon of hope...
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Starting today off swell... just broke my tooth in half on a boneless chicken tender. #howdidimanagethat
So today on I am dumb I brought a sandwich to work with me so I wouldn't buy food at work forgot about the sandwich and bought food anyway
Welp, just finished packing the car up for the fourth time this year, i'm so tired of flooding.