The best part of when the kids go back to school isn't the fact they'll be out my fucking way but the inevitable news stories about haircuts
Or the stories about "my kid was suspended because she wore the wrong shoes/trousers/shirt/whatever" http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3041875/Suspended-wearing-wrong-plain-black-shoes-Mother-disgusted-daughter-14-forced-sit-outside-principal-s-office-instead-going-class-shoes-fancy.html …
West Country guy living in Wales. Football Manager & World of Warcraft obsessive. The gayest.