PRO TIP When eating out, don't order the cheapest wine. Order the SECOND cheapest. Makes you look less stingy, but not all fancy-knickers.
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Replying to @ItsPandaSteve
Wine comes in 3 varieties: Pink White Gross and fucking eat it with whatever you want, it's your wine.
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"oh we have to have red with beef" Uh no you can do that I'll just have a bottle of pink and roll my eyes at you forever,
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@ikralla I took a wine-making class in grad school. The first thing the prof said was "drink what you like, it'll go with any food".1 reply . 0 retweets 0 likes
Replying to @MattFossen
@MattFossen I need to find this person and have him teach my friends his ways.
11:01 am - 13 Feb 2016
From Cardiff, Wales
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