Brandon Parker

@ItsMeBQP

and alum. I'm trying to automate the world.

Silicon Valley
Joined January 2015
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Feb 2016

    from threelaws import *

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  2. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    “White Lies” [a thread by ] 1/27

    24 replies 1,491 retweets 1,887 likes
  3. Jun 8

    Tesla Inc (370.00 USD) 📈 10.35 (2.88%)

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    Mar 13

    The more I learn about cryptography, the more I think Alice and Bob should probably just talk in person.

    85 replies 3,567 retweets 5,985 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    If learning to cook was like learning to code:

    56 replies 1,878 retweets 3,157 likes
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    Jun 3

    It's important to separate the art from the artist. Bill Maher may be a terrible person, but he's ALSO a terrible comedian.

    80 replies 2,727 retweets 10,265 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Because white people screamed it as they murdered and raped us for centuries.

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    294 replies 7,678 retweets 18,452 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Clymer never fails to stick the landing with his threads. This one, in particular, is FUCKING FANTASTIC.

    1/ On Nov. 8, 2016, Hillary Clinton received more votes than any presidential candidate in history, save Obama, and yet… (thread)
    11 replies 428 retweets 1,000 likes
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    Jun 2

    The entire coal industry employs 76,000. Not just miners - everybody. WashPost has some interesting comparisons here

    403 replies 6,109 retweets 7,360 likes
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    Jun 1

    Please show this to anyone who says to you “in lieu of below-market salary, we offer generous stock options.” —

    13 replies 144 retweets 274 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 31

    You hired Lewandowski after he actually assaulted a journalist

    CNN has terminated our agreement with Kathy Griffin to appear on our New Year's Eve program.
    454 replies 11,043 retweets 26,463 likes
  12. May 31

    Great explanation on Voter ID Laws and why they are a threat from

  13. Retweeted
    May 30

    It's too bad John McCain's capacity for shade is exceeded by his party line devotion. Otherwise he'd be quite an adversary for Trump.

    McCain tells America's allies: Trump unsettles Americans too
    544 replies 4,040 retweets 11,131 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 30

    PASS THE COVFEFE

    36 replies 4,115 retweets 5,148 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 30

    The next time you try and use the word "serverless" just remember it's like calling takeout "kitchenless".

    63 replies 1,755 retweets 2,849 likes
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    May 28

    Nothing is more 1970s sci-fi dystopia than Germany no longer trusting America because of science-hating Nazis.

    182 replies 15,293 retweets 39,935 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 25

    this website is free ()

    189 replies 7,582 retweets 16,861 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 25

    How u get fired on your day off?

    Question: how can you impeach him if he's "not your president...?" 💅🏼
    1,996 replies 144,554 retweets 277,753 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 24

    I dont even want to have read this tweet

    Justin Bieber has a remix of Kendrick Lamar's "Humble". Do you want to hear the full version?
    6 replies 4,165 retweets 6,242 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 24

    When you put it like this, Trump seems kinda bad & America kinda racist.

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    WATCH: Obama Scandals vs Trump Scandals Credit:
    2 replies 116 retweets 151 likes
  21. Retweeted
    May 24

    . What are you doing??!?! These "WannaCry Stoppers" apps are literally just adware screen savers.

    26 replies 265 retweets 385 likes

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