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Jacob Fischler
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Alexandria, VABorn August 30Joined December 2009
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Astronomers have witnessed a star gobbling up a planet, offering the first direct glimpse of the kind of planetary engulfment that most likely awaits Earth in the deep future nyti.ms/3nyopBB
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Not sure how it happened, but I have a very clear memory of collectively realizing with my classmates that Springer had gone to our elementary school. From that point on we chanted “Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!” at every chance we got.
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GeTtin SALTy podcast episode 2 features host Nikki Dobay w/ @JaredWalczak, VP of State Projects at @TaxFoundation. They address Tax Foundation’s 2023 State Tax Legislative Initiatives, the org's work on local taxes, and MTC's sales tax on services project buff.ly/3UfSfa6
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Didn't have this on my 2023 Bingo Card.
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No aliens. @presssec says "There is no indication of aliens or extraterrestrial activity with these recent takedowns. I wanted to be sure the American people knew that and it is important for us to say that from here."
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Thanks to for this great write-up on the National Links Trust Championship. We are so excited for the event and to share more details in February!
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At least there aren't many of those in DC
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There are many goodies in this cheeky joint from , but these quotes are *chefs kiss* washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2023
We have all felt like the potato in the potato chip bag from time to time
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When @bencasselman opened the potato chip bag, there was a potato inside.
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Elba B. Gutiérrez and other Greenberg Traurig attorneys have been helping members of the Afghan women's flag football team secure political asylum in Mexico and discover new opportunities there.
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.@GT_Law has secured political asylum and safe passage for the players of the National Afghanistan Women’s Flag Football team, as well as their families and coach -- 70 individuals including 20 minors. Read the press release: buff.ly/3UJtv9q. #GTGives #GTProbono #GTNews
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On Nov. 15, join GT’s Government Law & Policy Practice for a discussion and 2022 midterm #election analysis. GT’s experienced bipartisan team of former elected officials and attorneys will address the election’s impact on the next two years. Register: buff.ly/3DNvP8h.
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If at the bare minimum this trial balloon results in some articles compiling all the best Vines of yore it’s worth it.
M&A attorneys everywhere turning their heads when they learn about the concept of a "galaxy merger"
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.'s Kara M. Bombach, Kyle R. Freeny, and David Miller authored and Marina Olman-Pal and Jena M. Valdetero contributed to a article titled "Tornado Cash #Sanctions May Signal Enforcement Shift." Read the full article here: buff.ly/3BiLD2J. #CryptoCurrency
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YOU CAN’T UNILATERALLY DECLARE SOMETHING OFF THE RECORD. THAT’S AN AGREEMENT THAT HAS TO BE MADE WITH A REPORTER BEFOREHAND PLUS YOU HAVE TO AGREE ON WHAT OFF THE RECORD OR ON BACKGROUND MEANS AND DON’T SEND SOMETHING WITH AN EMBARGO WITHOUT AN AGREEMENT
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In celebration of 's commitment to pro bono and decades' long support of Equal Justice Works, check out their upcoming webinar with three of our Fellow alumni: Matthew Lenaghan '99, Ericka Sanchez '09, and Claire Nilsen Blumenson '11.
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Join us for a two-part webinar, “Courageous Conversations: How Equal Justice Works Fellows Sponsored by GT Transform the Legal System for Marginalized Communities,” on August 4 & 11. Register here: buff.ly/3PZbzWa. #DiverseByDesign #GTNews
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This roughly 2,660 pieces of American candy per month
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Canada’s Candy Funhouse is hiring a “chief candy officer” to earn an annual salary of $100,000 Canadian dollars ($77,786) as its lead taste tester, tasked with trying more than 3,500 pieces of candy per month, or more than 100 a day on average. wapo.st/3SyB4PM
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This is actually not a great law.
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Did You Know? Chapter 68 - Section 2604(b)(2) prevents public servants from using these fursuits for any non-City purpose, which is a great law twitter.com/NYCSanitation/…
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If you weren't sure if the car market was still a bit wild...
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Sold: TLC 4×4-Modified 1988 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ62 for $110,000. bringatrailer.com/listing/1988-t
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🌟 A star is born!
Behind the curtain of dust and gas in these “Cosmic Cliffs” are previously hidden baby stars, now uncovered by Webb. We know — this is a show-stopper. Just take a second to admire the Carina Nebula in all its glory: nasa.gov/webbfirstimage #UnfoldTheUniverse
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This is a criminally underrated account
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MEEEEEEP: Meeep meeeep meep meep meeeeeeep meep meeeeeeeeep meep meeeep 30 meeep, meeeeep meep meep Meeeeeeep Meeep meep meep… twitter.com/i/web/status/1
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Ahh finally. The microblog has become the blog.
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As of June 21, the Uyghur Forced Labor Prevention Act (UFLPA) is in effect. The #UFLPA provides for increased detentions & seizures of merchandise & potential civil & criminal penalties. Learn more about the Act in this #GTAlert: buff.ly/3ycHKuF. #InternationalTrade
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Forget Washington — state lobbying is on the rise, according to a new report from shared with
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. was honored to be able to tap our strong Immigration Practice to assist and in their new Ukrainian Response Initiative and look forward to continuing our work helping refugees from around the world. #GTGives #GTLawCares
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1 Yesterday, Commish @McastroMOIA launched the Ukrainian Response Initiative @ its 1st legal clinic to help residing and newly arrived Ukrainian NY’ers access immigration legal services, social services and more!
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The Real World: D.C.
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What would a DC reality show be called? Wrong answers only
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Tortilla: taped
Burrito fillings: secured
Let’s taco'bout Tastee Tape, an edible adhesive created by biomolecular and chemical engineering students which allows for a mess-free meal for wraps, gyros, and more. (2/6)
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Sometimes when I read an article, I try to pick out which sentences were added by the editor.
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Maybe it's just trying to steal from the rich to give to the poor.
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We have received several reports of aggressive fox encounters on or near the grounds of the U.S. Capitol.
For your safety, please do not approach any foxes.
Animal Control Officers are working to trap and relocate any foxes they find.
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