Tweetovi

Blokirali ste korisnika/cu @ItsAndyRyan

Jeste li sigurni da želite vidjeti te tweetove? Time nećete deblokirati korisnika/cu @ItsAndyRyan

  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    28. lip 2019.

    Her: Who's your favourite character in the Muppet Show? Me: The vampire Her: He doesn't count Me: I can assure you that he does

    Prikaži ovu nit
    Poništi
  2. prije 2 sata

    A sculpture by Shigeo Fukuda made up of 848 knives, spoons and forks. The light has to be at just the right angle to create this shadow.

    Poništi
  3. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    prije 3 sata

    me: throw this dart at the map and i'll take you wherever it lands her: *hurls dart blindfolded* so... where are we going? me: *in agony* the eye hospital

    Poništi
  4. prije 5 sati

    Lee: They're finally making a new Bill and Ted film Me: Belatedly Lee: HE ATE TED?

    Poništi
  5. prije 6 sati

    Me: Andy from work's coming over Andy: Andy who talks to himself or Andy who refers to himself in the 3rd person? Me: Both Andy: No-one's coming, Andy

    Poništi
  6. prije 7 sati

    ... not really, I made that up. She's 49 and happily married.

    Prikaži ovu nit
    Poništi
  7. prije 8 sati

    Weird how the people who call others thin-skinned snowflakes are always the quickest to block you

    Poništi
  8. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    prije 18 sati

    imagine growing up missing an episode of sesame street and just never knowing the number 9

    Poništi
  9. prije 19 sati

    Film designer Saul Bass's middle names were 'About The'

    Poništi
  10. proslijedio/la je Tweet

    My AC turned "couch" into "cooch" so now my mom thinks my vagina was too big to fit into my new apartment.

    Prikaži ovu nit
    Poništi
  11. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    23. ožu 2015.

    Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare

    Prikaži ovu nit
    Poništi
  12. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    5. velj

    [restaurant] WAITER: are you ready to order DAD: i’ll have the rabbit stew WAITER: only if you promise not to say “waiter there’s a hare in my soup” after i bring it DAD: WAITER: DAD: i’ll have the chicken

    Poništi
  13. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    6. velj

    Famous Australian Presidents: Teddy Kangaroosevelt Franklin Digeri Doosevelt Lyndon Joeyohnson Jimmy Cartarantula George Bushfire Bara Koala

    Poništi
  14. prije 19 sati

    My sister calls the high heels she wears to stop short men chatting her up her 'beta blockers'

    Prikaži ovu nit
    Poništi
  15. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    prije 23 sata

    Dentist: open wide Me: :) Dentist: not your arms Me: :(

    Prikaži ovu nit
    Poništi
  16. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    5. velj

    We're seven episodes deep into a new show on Netflix and we're still referring to characters as "Mr. Mustache" and "The Guy with the Hat" because we're too lazy and stupid to memorize a few names.

    Poništi
  17. prije 22 sata

    Is that David Bowie in the middle?

    Prikaži ovu nit
    Poništi
  18. prije 22 sata

    Hang on a minute...

    Prikaži ovu nit
    Poništi
  19. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    6. velj

    [on vacation in Australia] ME: This koala is the only friendly animal in the whole damn country GUIDE: Actually they've been known- KOALA: [making throat slit gesture] GUIDE: N-never mind

    Poništi
  20. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    21. ožu 2016.

    Has science gone too far?

    Prikaži ovu nit
    Poništi
  21. 6. velj

    I always go the extra mile at work. That's why I'm a terrible taxi driver.

    Poništi

Čini se da učitavanje traje već neko vrijeme.

Twitter je možda preopterećen ili ima kratkotrajnih poteškoća u radu. Pokušajte ponovno ili potražite dodatne informacije u odjeljku Status Twittera.

    Možda bi vam se svidjelo i ovo:

    ·