Accidentally wrote this haiku about The Sims, please enjoy: "A postman blocked in A festering pile of his Own brown newspapers."
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I said I won't cheat But motherlode calls my name. I will never learn.
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Replying to @IzzieClarke
My neighbour gives me Another steady massage My wife watches on
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Replying to @IzzieClarke
Just a law grad trying to show some creative flair. 
3:12 PM - 2 Jul 2017
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