I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of stand-up comedy and then asked it to write stand-up comedy of its own. Here is the first page.pic.twitter.com/Qw7IUI7gJh
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“Birds have evaded humour for too long” REALLY got me 

My tears are also uncollected and untaxed. 
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