Betelgeuse

@IsBetelgeuseOK

Red supergiant. Orion's best shoulder. Feeling light-headed and, frankly, a bit peckish. They/them.

642 light years from Epcot
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2020.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    18. sij

    I install one dimmer switch in my dining room and the entire galaxy loses its shit.

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  2. prije 1 sat

    JLo didn't get an Oscar nod, so no ... I'm not sure of anything anymore.

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  3. prije 1 sat

    "OYE! BELT-ALOWDA!" Wow they're super excited about this.

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  4. prije 1 sat

    *feels comfortable holding the high ground*

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  5. prije 1 sat

    This was the Belt's idea. They fashion themselves marketing geniuses.

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  6. prije 1 sat

    If I reach 25K vultures, I mean followers, by Friday I'll go supernova on Saturday evening.

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  7. prije 5 sati
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  10. prije 9 sati

    Good morning! Embrace the new day like the superstar you are, and you go right ahead and rock that unibrow.

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  11. prije 23 sata

    Daily affirmation: Today I'm ⭐ not 💥. Thanks for your concern. Rigel has athlete's foot.

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  12. prije 23 sata

    I get asked this a lot. And the answer is always Batman.

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  13. 4. velj
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  16. 4. velj

    What would a supernova be like? You ever step on a Lego, then catch the corner of a table with your hip, then collapse ... then explode af?

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  17. 4. velj

    "That's no moon, it's a ... star ... wait. That's no star ..." The magic is in revision, folks.

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  18. 4. velj

    Good morning! Embrace the new day like the superstar you are, and freestyle some lyrics to any and all hold music.

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  19. 4. velj

    Sometime in the last week you bit your own tongue. But sure, I'm the one who's dim.

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  20. 4. velj
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  21. 4. velj

    OMG how did I not know about humans not begging me to explode!?

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