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@InternetSheldon

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    20 Dec 2016

    Introducing, the NoPhone Air.

    1 retweet 5 likes
  2. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    Weird Father's Day gifts that even a normal dad will love

    1 reply 10 retweets 24 likes
  3. Retweeted
    May 31

    People in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe.

    Crooked Hillary Clinton now blames everybody but herself, refuses to say she was a terrible candidate. Hits Facebook & even Dems & DNC.
    31,823 replies 317,534 retweets 719,657 likes
  4. Retweeted
    May 26

    Introducing, The Sessions. Order Now ---->

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  5. Retweeted
    May 23

    Trump's Russian Ties

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  6. Retweeted
    May 23

    this is a very strange pr pitch based on an extremely dumb pun i'm not mad about it

    2 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 23

    I guess it was only a matter of time: Trump's Russian Ties. Spring collection available now for $40 each.

    2 replies 23 retweets 40 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 22

    Introducing, The Spicer. ---->

    1 reply 6 retweets 9 likes
  9. Retweeted
    19 Mar 2014

    It's almost like the United States has no President - we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck everyone!

    4,202 replies 45,758 retweets 35,890 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 9

    I would pay so much money to watch Trump assemble a piece of IKEA furniture.

    407 replies 6,625 retweets 27,224 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 9

    Employees fired by Trump: Sally Yates Preet Bharara James Comey Employees investigating Trump: Sally Yates Preet Bharara James Comey

    1,484 replies 117,597 retweets 199,375 likes
  12. May 8

    If replaced Jim for a week, Spicer would explode on live television.

  13. Retweeted
    May 7

    Internet commenters: Visit and urge the FCC to keep strong net neutrality rules backed by Title II.

    742 replies 7,531 retweets 9,822 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 1

    I bet you $20 Trump has no idea which bill Andrew Jackson is on.

    245 replies 4,960 retweets 26,231 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Apr 28

    I remember wondering if the deers was going to break loose and kill all of us at video village. Glad it didn't.

    Replying to @Atencio
    1 reply 2 retweets 8 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Apr 27

    I got to launch some critters with a trebuchet in these fun spots for TOMCAT. My job rules.

    2 replies 2 retweets 9 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Apr 18

    We have less than an hour left to . Let's finish strong. If you're in line by the time polls close, you will be allowed to vote.

    761 replies 5,256 retweets 17,090 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Apr 17

    Oh man I'm so drunk right now I couldn't even feel it if someone was trying to take my iphone 7 out of my pocket, am I right guys?!

    1 retweet 1 like
  19. Retweeted
    Apr 17

    This music makes me feel so carefree I feel like I can just put down my iphone and valuables anywhere, right guys?

    1 retweet 1 like
  20. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    I lost an item on a plane that landed at JFK on 4/1. I've submitted tickets, no reply. Tried calling 7187042153, no answer. Help?

    2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
  21. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    NoPhone Durability Test - Scratch and BEND test!: via

    23 replies 45 retweets 193 likes

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