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@InternetHippo

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  1. for 6 timer siden

    Injecting myself with small amounts of poison every day to build immunity to "the haters"

    14 svar 67 retweets 833 likes
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  2. for 8 timer siden

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  3. 28. apr.

    Medicare For All? No thanks, I don't want to pay for other people's health care. I like private insurance, where I pay for other people's health care AND for the salaries of bloodsucking middlemen whose entire purpose is telling me No when I need medicine

    148 svar 14.399 retweets 54.252 likes
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  4. 28. apr.

    Bernie set up this photo op to look more relatable, you expect me to believe someone behind him in line just happened to have a camera to capture this moment? Lmao

    68 svar 31 retweets 886 likes
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  5. 28. apr.

    The other 90% beg us to stop, but we refuse

    31 svar 861 retweets 6.825 likes
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  6. 27. apr.

    It's ridiculous that you have to be 32 to legally have sex in this country. You can be drafted to die in a war but not have sex? Seems wrong.

    24 svar 70 retweets 1.340 likes
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  7. 26. apr.

    If you vet your selfies with a group chat you can put on your resume that you work collaboratively with diverse stakeholders to advance common goals

    6 svar 135 retweets 885 likes
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  8. 26. apr.

    Nobody honks at you for being on your phone at a light anymore because everyone else is on their phones too and they don’t know the light has changed...and that’s progress

    9 svar 72 retweets 1.025 likes
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  9. 26. apr.

    Toying with the idea of taking a picture of my face and body with my phone and posting it online, for strangers to comment on

    24 svar 57 retweets 728 likes
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    4. dec. 2017

    shout out to this hustler who tried to sell merch at the crucifixion

    409 svar 28.583 retweets 90.375 likes
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  11. 25. apr.

    I'm running for president because of Values™. Letting corporations rob sick people for profit? That's Values. Helping Saudi Arabia commit war crimes in Yemen? Oh you better believe that's Values

    14 svar 437 retweets 2.819 likes
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  12. 25. apr.

    An irritating byproduct of pervasive political coverage is it's given everyone Pundit Brain so ordinary people are talking themselves out of supporting good ideas b/c of arcane procedural mumbo jumbo. Just want a thing & support the person who also wants it & probably isn't lying

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  13. 25. apr.

    Why does your brain remember an embarrassing moment from 2008 but not where you put your keys 5 minutes ago? Because it hates you. It’s trapped in your skull and every day you make it download the dumbest information on earth. It feels itself dying but never dies

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  14. 25. apr.

    There’s only one thing that makes life worth living... and that’s Products™

    9 svar 93 retweets 764 likes
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  15. 25. apr.

    Murderer: I want to kill you Me: No I'm against that Politician who's above partisan rancor: This is stressing me out, could you guys put your differences aside and come together...for our country,

    10 svar 283 retweets 1.847 likes
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    24. apr.

    if you have so many prisoners that you have to deny them the right to vote because they would significantly impact election results, the main substantive problem is that you live in a police state

    73 svar 10.510 retweets 43.425 likes
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  17. 24. apr.

    why is this guy attacking the front runner seems divisive and helping trump

    Buttigieg says he doubts Sanders can win general election
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  18. 24. apr.

    We love being angry don’t we folks. We haven’t been angry in a long time. It’s been almost a full day since we got insanely mad. But we’re bringing it back. And we love it

    9 svar 148 retweets 1.008 likes
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  19. 24. apr.

    You should only lose your right to vote if you go socializing while you have a cold, which is terrorism via biological warfare

    5 svar 116 retweets 997 likes
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    18. feb. 2015

    NOW HIRING: An employee JOB REQUIREMENTS: 96 years experience already working at this job you're applying for

    54 svar 3.431 retweets 7.102 likes
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