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  1. for 6 timer siden

    Injecting myself with small amounts of poison every day to build immunity to "the haters"

    Fortryd
  2. for 8 timer siden
    Fortryd
  3. 28. apr.

    Medicare For All? No thanks, I don't want to pay for other people's health care. I like private insurance, where I pay for other people's health care AND for the salaries of bloodsucking middlemen whose entire purpose is telling me No when I need medicine

    Fortryd
  4. 28. apr.

    Bernie set up this photo op to look more relatable, you expect me to believe someone behind him in line just happened to have a camera to capture this moment? Lmao

    Fortryd
  5. 28. apr.

    The other 90% beg us to stop, but we refuse

    Fortryd
  6. 27. apr.

    It's ridiculous that you have to be 32 to legally have sex in this country. You can be drafted to die in a war but not have sex? Seems wrong.

    Fortryd
  7. 26. apr.

    If you vet your selfies with a group chat you can put on your resume that you work collaboratively with diverse stakeholders to advance common goals

    Fortryd
  8. 26. apr.

    Nobody honks at you for being on your phone at a light anymore because everyone else is on their phones too and they don’t know the light has changed...and that’s progress

    Fortryd
  9. 26. apr.

    Toying with the idea of taking a picture of my face and body with my phone and posting it online, for strangers to comment on

    Fortryd
  10. retweetede
    4. dec. 2017

    shout out to this hustler who tried to sell merch at the crucifixion

    Fortryd
  11. 25. apr.

    I'm running for president because of Values™. Letting corporations rob sick people for profit? That's Values. Helping Saudi Arabia commit war crimes in Yemen? Oh you better believe that's Values

    Fortryd
  12. 25. apr.

    An irritating byproduct of pervasive political coverage is it's given everyone Pundit Brain so ordinary people are talking themselves out of supporting good ideas b/c of arcane procedural mumbo jumbo. Just want a thing & support the person who also wants it & probably isn't lying

    Fortryd
  13. 25. apr.

    Why does your brain remember an embarrassing moment from 2008 but not where you put your keys 5 minutes ago? Because it hates you. It’s trapped in your skull and every day you make it download the dumbest information on earth. It feels itself dying but never dies

    Fortryd
  14. 25. apr.

    There’s only one thing that makes life worth living... and that’s Products™

    Fortryd
  15. 25. apr.

    Murderer: I want to kill you Me: No I'm against that Politician who's above partisan rancor: This is stressing me out, could you guys put your differences aside and come together...for our country,

    Fortryd
  16. retweetede
    24. apr.

    if you have so many prisoners that you have to deny them the right to vote because they would significantly impact election results, the main substantive problem is that you live in a police state

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    Fortryd
  17. 24. apr.

    why is this guy attacking the front runner seems divisive and helping trump

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    Fortryd
  18. 24. apr.

    We love being angry don’t we folks. We haven’t been angry in a long time. It’s been almost a full day since we got insanely mad. But we’re bringing it back. And we love it

    Fortryd
  19. 24. apr.

    You should only lose your right to vote if you go socializing while you have a cold, which is terrorism via biological warfare

    Fortryd
  20. retweetede
    18. feb. 2015

    NOW HIRING: An employee JOB REQUIREMENTS: 96 years experience already working at this job you're applying for

    Fortryd

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