the nice thing abt the broomquets is that the card frames are mirrored so i literally just have to flip them
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you odn't understand i'm going insane over how lilia's perfect world is still one where the events of the past happened including the ones that led to him being malleus' guardian and silver's father and and and and
i'd like to add: as folks have pointed out, the group supposedly behind the ddos is suspected to NOT be affiliated with sudan, despite their name, but actually are from russia. again, concerted effort to villainize specific groups by pretending to be members of them.
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this is obvs a tactic by whoever posted those claims to direct anger towards muslim folks + islam, but the archive has (as u can see) stated that they're probably liars. i'm guessing this tweet was made bc folks have found said posts from the supposed culprits.
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my prof literally advised that this is best practice during my counseling+interview class 💀
do... do people *want* a therapist who's unequipped to help with their issues??
obsessed w how malleus' bday vignette starts off w u flirting with him
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while it's been confirmed that silver's sleep attacks are due to the curse put on him by the fairies, i do think it'd be extremely funny if he also just has narcolepsy
finding out that flat eorzea is canonically the dominant belief on hydaelyn is
guys guys guys wait it's canon that a dragon fae egg needs love in order to hatch so wouldn't that hypothetically make malleyuu less scandalous to the ppl of briar valley
tbh i can't blame trey as much as ace does for how riddle turned out bc like they were both children and riddle's mother is in a position of considerable power in their community and i can imagine that there was a LOT of fear interfering with his ability to help
lilia, gently patting malleus on the back: now i know you have a crush on the ramshackle prefect, and i'm here to teach you how to nab your future spouse!
malleus: [eager nodding]
lilia: so first of all, you need to get into extreme shenanigans,
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jade: i'm so glad i didn't kill and eat you <3
floyd: ahahah what the fuck
why did he say it like that with that expression
ace is the kinda guy who would be a little too mean 2 u when he's trying to be silly and funny and when u start crying he panics
the researchers at younger idia as he talks about ortho being back:
maleficia giving him a roof over his head does not... equal... making him meleanor's sibling?? they were childhood friends, it is never stated that they EVER saw each other as siblings he literally just lived in the same house. Please don't make this into weird discourse 😭 twitter.com/twst_mer/statu
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the other soldiers in lilia's dream after sebesilyuu make dinner: can we keep them general
ohhh malleus you're "scary and unapproachable"?? you're "unable to form genuine connections with people because you fear they will leave you as everyone does in the end"? have you ever considered this [repeatedly kisses him on the mouth]
i love malleus i love how his unending adoration of the people he's close to and his own people (as a prince) is constantly at war with his own selfish desire for things to go His Way i love his little tamagotchi and i love his passion for gutter statues i love him so much
the open area of malleus' dorm uniform functions as a kissing zone indicator
i hope malleus is dressed like a total loser for his clubwear card i hope he has a pair of binoculars hanging around his neck or something equally dorky
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ppl in fandom will rlly be like "i'm not a misogynist but i think women should never touch my favorite things"
for those wondering why they mention islamophobia here when there was no specific religion mentioned in the prior tweet, the posts from the group purporting 2 b behind the attack are in arabic and english w/ a mention of targeting us-based corps.
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We do not condone anti-Muslim sentiments under any circumstances. Additionally, to reiterate: cybersecurity experts believe the group claiming responsibility is lying about their affiliation and reasons for attacking websites. View the group's statements with skepticism.
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HIS PERFECT WORLD ISN'T PERFECT WITHOUT THEM IN HIS LIFE
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i can't explain why but op using "female" instead of, like, "woman" to refer to herself n the employee gives major red flag vibes
nobody does that irl outside of official documents and terfs or w/e
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this is obvs a tactic by whoever posted those claims to direct anger towards muslim folks + islam, but the archive has (as u can see) stated that they're probably liars. i'm guessing this tweet was made bc folks have found said posts from the supposed culprits.
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[out loud] "Ah, that reminds me of my youth!"
[internally] "... fuck, that reminds me of my youth."
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isn't malleus' whole thing is that he's full of love but few people will earnestly return that love out of fear so he clings to anyone that's remotely friendly or, like, not afraid of him
his entire overblot is based on him expressing that love in an unhealthy way like 😭😭😭😭
figure practice mostly ref'd from
lilia if the hcs and fics abt him initially hating silver bc of who his parents were are correct
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"Why am I still falling asleep all the time? The curse has been lifted!"
[goes to a sleep study, gets a diagnosis, gets put on twst adderall]
"WHAT"
fellow ao3 authors.... [gently cups ur face] use the "/" for tagging romantic or sexual relationships, use "&" for platonic relationships
or else you're gonna give people heart attacks
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malleus: isn't that dangerous for a human? they're so delicate
lilia: nonsense! why, I remember the absolute bullshit your mother used to put myself and your father through when we were around your age! your prefect's survived worse!
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"i'm the most normal student at nrc!" and he's weirdly into teeth so it can really only go downhill from there
nobody:
malleus and jamil: so is this where you fucked your wife professor
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Malleus: Hm. Whereabouts did you stay? We've come all this way, so let's have a look. I'm interested in the memories you made with your wife as well.
Trein: This conversation is over.
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ed twitter is honestly one of the more terrifying communities out there, purely bc it's a group of very young people encouraging each other into a self-destructive spiral that will eventually kill them
yuu didn't malleus literally tell you that he hatched from an egg at the beginning of this book
[malleus voice] lilia did you fuck my parents
this line from the end of book 6 will never cease to be funny to me. like, nrc HAS therapists on campus. the resources are there. but you just KNOW none of these stubborn assholes wanna admit they need therapy so instead they'll just mald over it.
sir please learn to shut up i cannot take any more secondhand embarrassment—
normal twst fan: time loop theory, broomquet flower analysis, gushing over card art, etc
me, insane: is malleus draconia a mammal? discuss
fun fact: the corpse bride originated from a jewish folk tale about an engaged man who accidentally performs wedding rituals with a corpse's finger and has to get his rabbi to help him Not Marry A Dead Person
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he's the source of the "when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much" trope
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they also really really love comparing animal agriculture to the holocaust 😒 like no susan industrial beef farming is not comparable to the murder of 2/3 of european jewry as a culmination of centuries of violent antisemitism
the number of christian atheists who are in the replies going "but it's secularrrr" or "but it was pagan firsttttt" is astounding. i got news for you: you are part of the problem.
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Teacher friends, please think twice before putting up a Christmas tree or decorations in your classroom. I get the desire to brighten things up in these weeks before break, but think about the message it sends to your students. (1/?)
vil is a theater kid and therefore it is completely understandable that he tried to do a bit of a murder over the vdc because theater kids are just Like That so i hold nothing against him whatsoever
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parental abuse is fucking terrifying. they had no control. they were just babies fighting an unwinnable battle. how far would riddle's mother be willing to go? what would she be willing to do? should a trio of elementary schoolers find out or give in?
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* children who had about as much power as each other, riddle even less so considering that his mother controlled pm every aspect of his life while trey was just the local bakers' son
something something learned helplessness
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yuu just lives in denial like "there's no way this will happen again it's supposed to be rare" and that's the only thing keeping them going at this point
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this woman was willing to isolate her son from the whole world in order to get him to obey her it wouldn't be too much of a leap of logic to assume her abuse would get worse or she would retaliate against trey and chen'ya, literal children,
i can't get over how this person is pretending that ppl's issue with pagans using hinduism and kabbalah in their witchcraft is queerphobia when it's actually just "these are closed practices stop appropriating"
also bold move to say "baruch hashem" when ur polytheistic
Still losing my mind abt the incest tweet like??? Why are you TRYING to make everyone else read this in your specific and extremely weird non-canon way??? Why are you doubling down when ppl tell you that no it's not even remotely canon that they're siblings?? Hello???
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the researchers as younger idia starts having a hysterical crying meltdown while standing next to the robot version of his brother who died tragically:
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i honestly wasn't expecting melleanor to still die in lilia's dream, but she DID, and she left him with malleus and he took in silver and his "perfect dream world" is still one where he raises them??????? oh my god?????????
ok ok ok so some things about the dreamlight valley avatar design tool! note: we'll be able to request changes during early access
first off: body selection doesn't include any gendered language! which triangle are you :)
also, the skintone range (including vitiligo)
we need more glam plates/slots i can't work under these conditions
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hey guys idk why this one is getting more retweets and likes than the final tweet but if u want to use the template i was working on here, here's the gdrive folder with the psds, pngs, and clip files
drive.google.com/drive/folders/
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for confused people: "critical result" is whenever you're doing something like mining, harvesting, fishing, etc. and you get the gold plant (harvesting) or the red glowing bonus items that disappear after several seconds
me: wow are u flirting with me? are we flirting rn?
lilia, holding me at swordpoint: by the thorn fairy when will you learn to shut up
shoutout to twst for being the only game i play that doesn't have a godforsaken christmas event dropping their bunny event in fucking july and ppl still calling it an easter event 😭🙃
this whole time malleus is, like, hanging out in everyone else's dreams and having a grand old time
he's probably having a tea party with riddle or sth rn
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i cant fix him but i can love him unconditionally for the short time i am in his life and show him that even the briefest glimpse of the sun is worth waiting to see it again
malleus spying on lilia's dream only to see me making out with the past version of his mentor and guardian
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malleus only exists bc he was loved so deeply by the people around him................
malleyuu baby uncle sebek?????????????????????
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"She took me in so I wouldn't die and i befriended her daughter and her daughter's future husband" does not equal "She adopted me and raised me as her own son" like idk how else to tell you this but growing up side by side is not inherently siblinghood
malleyuu eggs are making me ILL imagine loving someone so much that you generate a baby with them that can only be born if you dedicate to it all of your love and power
who's gonna tell the "i'm here for the waifus" crowd that the women in the infinity nikki trailer are all actually the same person in different clothing
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according to this suit expert's website jade's pants are the most correct length also i think it's incredibly charming that there's a suit expert with a website dedicated to suits
HEY I'M AT A CROSS-SCHOOL HALLOWEEN EVENT AT NBC AND THESE FLOWERS STARTED GROWING EVERYWHERE AND THE GIRL NEXT TO ME PASSED OUT?? TF IS GOING ON
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tweet like twisted wonderland is real
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this image truly remains evergreen
here's a take: censoring words like "rape" isn't actually helpful for the people who are triggered by them bc if they have those words blocked it won't pick up whatever unique spelling is used to obscure the word
obsessed with how even after being kidnapped and told that they will be subject to Experiments, the overblot squad still manages to be the most annoying and high-maintenance people possible for idia
ok so i've been absolutely nuts over this one twst fic (link in replies) and yuu got her own funky new dorm uniform so i spent the last like week and a half drawing it
there's not much physical desc of her so i kinda just went with what i've been picturing in my head
Hey yall if u ever complain abt an artist's prices for their work plz understand that:
1. Art is a luxury
2. Artists need to eat, too
3. Art is a luxury
past!lilia: godddd i hate kids so fucking much they're so LOUD and ANNOYING and MESSY
[malleus hatches]
past!lilia:
past!lilia: i would die for this tiny baby
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he wants so badly to be included but is socially isolated through no fault of his own (his power and title happened to him, and as a result people fear him or idolize him)
he refuses to let go of what he thinks is His, especially people because he already has so few friends
me: depression makes it harder for your brain to form and maintain memories
nt ppl: have u tried remembering harder
malleyuu has so much neurodivergent/neurodivergent potential
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christmas is not secular ("secular" is a very christian idea in the first place...) it LITERALLY has "christ" in the name you fucking assholes stop whining abt nonchristians not wanting to participate in christian things
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they can't go back to skin-on roasted rat after having cheese risotto
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that's a good point! i think another part is also that therapy feels more personal, so it might feel like a rejection rather than a medical professional referring you to another, more qualified professional
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malleus genuinely does not think that what he's doing is wrong he just thinks he's giving everyone a wonderful gift and in exchange he never has to lose them
Okay guys, my Broomquet card templates are complete! Check out the Google Drive folder linked in the following tweet to download. Enjoy!! #twstプラス #twistedwonderland #twst #twstファンアート
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