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Tell me you’re thinking about Thanksgiving without telling me you’re thinking about Thanksgiving.
We’ll go first:
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- Not ready. Gimme a week.44.2%
- Yes (pie! potatoes! pie!)55.8%
43 votesFinal results
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To think, before Instacart, a kid would tell their mom about the diorama due tomorrow and would then watch her angry-drive to the store in her bathrobe to get toothpicks and glue.
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Are you planning to make green beans this Thanksgiving, and why is the answer YES, BECAUSE CRISPY SHALLOTS!!!!!!!
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My toxic trait is shopping like an ingredients person and then having to snack on pine nuts and spices.
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Drop a 🥣 and we’ll tell you what type of soup you are.
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Whispering “I’m coming back for you, bay leaf” to my soup.
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Before delivery: 🥴😖😵💫🫠
After delivery: 🥐🥯🥖🥞
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You adopted a cat and named her Pirate. Now what? Dive into The Purrrrfect Kind of Cart now: bit.ly/3t64fhA CartIt🛒
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You are not responsible for the snacks you ate yesterday. Daylight Savings is some kind of witchcraft.
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love a holesome moment
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Replying to @ask_aubry
This is my very wholesome interaction with instacart in April of 2020
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The Late to the Party Cart: for everyone who's ever showed up late & empty-handed. So basically, everyone except for Virgos.
Check it out: bit.ly/3DtRbY4 #CartIt🛒
(must be 21+ to purchase alcohol)
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The deeper you get into fall the more spaghetti squashes you see masquerading as pasta.
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Did you spend the morning justifying how fun size candy bars can be part of a complete breakfast?
- Yep!45.5%
- Nope!54.5%
44 votesFinal results
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It’s Halloween.
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Tell us your favorite Halloween candy & we’ll guess your zodiac sign.
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This deserves at least 4 pieces of candy. At least!
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Trick-or-treating poll 7
Do better costumes deserve more candy?
- Yes, they earned it.66.7%
- No, take 2 & move along.33.3%
66 votesFinal results
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Trick-or-treating poll 6
Artificial banana flavored candy...
- Love it.26.3%
- Should not exist. Period.73.7%
57 votesFinal results
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Trick-or-treating poll 5
Do you over-buy candy so that you can eat extras?
- Yes, of course.72.4%
- No (wink. meaing yes).27.6%
29 votesFinal results
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Trick-or-treating poll 4
Would you rather find...
- Veggies in your candy?20.8%
- Candy in your veggies?79.2%
24 votesFinal results
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Trick-or-treating poll 3
Which are you trading first...
- chocolate with mint?43.3%
- chocolate with coconut?56.7%
30 votesFinal results
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Trick-or-treating poll 2
If the bowl says take two, and no one is home, you take...
- Two, of course.58.5%
- I count with my heart.41.5%
41 votesFinal results
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Trick-or-treating polls coming in hot!
Are you okay with non-candy treats (chips, popcorn, trail mix)?
- Yes, food is food.59%
- No, this is illegal.41%
39 votesFinal results
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a haunted house but it's just you in a grocery store trying not to run into people from high school
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Trick or treating for adults: neighbors hand out spices and air fryer tips.
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Official
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me.
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spirit halloween on instacart is DANGEROUS
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You have to tattoo the last thing you ate on your face. What is it?
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