honeybadger

@Insantitty

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Mission Viejo, CA
Joined November 2012

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  1. 53 minutes ago

    Chick fil a will cater my wedding, I refuse to get married if it isn’t so.

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  2. 2 hours ago
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  3. 3 hours ago

    A guy tried trading me some nug for a cig on campus today

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    4 hours ago

    Me coming home drunk trying to get myself some water 😩

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  5. 4 hours ago

    There’s a 21.45% chance I’ll make it out of this semester alive

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    Apr 3

    This is the best version of this meme

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    Apr 4

    Meghan Markle’s dad reading a picture book about england when his daughter is about to marry into the royal family is me cramming before an exam

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  8. 7 hours ago

    I broke the fuck out of my retainer last night and now i can’t stop rubbing my tongue against it 😭

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    Apr 3

    Soooooo my moms coworker told her that 4 Lokos was an energy drink and she chugged that shit lmao

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  10. 23 hours ago

    Just met the love of my life whipping a red Hyundai down pch

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  11. 24 hours ago

    SELLING TWO WEEKEND 2 TICKETS WOTH SHUTTLE PASS HMUUU

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  12. Apr 4

    I’ve been trying to recommend CBD to my mom for YEARS but the second her hair dresser tells her about it 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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    Apr 1

    When Gasolina comes on in the club

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    Mar 31

    when back that ass up comes on in the club

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  15. Apr 3

    Had my last debit card for 6 months... i think that’s a new record

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    Apr 3

    LOS ANGELES... u have 6 hrs to get your rsvp RT this and then @ us with a house producer who deserves a stage. we'll pick one to perform tonite and consider their music for release and promotion on our soundcloud 👉

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  17. Apr 3

    Kehlani and metro boomin for CSUF’s spring concert? 🤔

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    Apr 1

    Instead of an Easter egg hunt my mom hides craft beers around the yard for us to find

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    Apr 2

    i spent my entire morning making the walmart yodeling kid into a trap bop im sorry

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    Apr 2

    Trump voters:"Trump is a business man and he'll know how to fix the stock market" Real life:

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