people always ask me: "hey brandon, whats ur shaving routine? how are u so beautiful all the time?" today, i offer some insight regarding my process
Show this thread
-
-
it starts with a quarantine, of course. if i touch my facial hair for less than 3 weeks i'll just diepic.twitter.com/DyrkXCHXs7
2 replies 0 retweets 6 likesShow this thread -
then, as tony the tiger would say, u have to earn ur stripespic.twitter.com/gafjvt3ZA1
2 replies 0 retweets 3 likesShow this thread -
continuing on, we see the manifestation of years of training -- a clean shave, a nice cut, professional, smooth, amazing.pic.twitter.com/HIRZlZyuo4
1 reply 0 retweets 2 likesShow this thread -
an intermediate step, in which i give my best impression of myself in 30 yearspic.twitter.com/47SNEOl9Bc
1 reply 0 retweets 3 likesShow this thread -
i call this one "le middle part"pic.twitter.com/seaBT3WHPM
2 replies 0 retweets 4 likesShow this thread -
clean shaven, showered, freshened up, probably exposed myself on this bird website a bit too much, i am now ready to do nothing. thank u all for ur attention, amenpic.twitter.com/Imv4DLtOqc
3 replies 0 retweets 5 likesShow this thread -
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.