instead of saying "happy holidays" try replacing it with "fuck you idiot" See where that takes you. See how you like it.
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Actually, this one has been working out well for me this year. Thank you.
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Right!! That’s the exact same logic here

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Is this lady on drugs?
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Try all your favourite recipes calling for apples, and replace them with oranges!
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LMAO
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This tweet made my day. Twitter perfection. Thanks for calling out stupidity in a humorous way!
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