I’m pleased to announce that in partnership with CERN, I can now offer an exclusive line of antimatter credit cards. Every € you spend on goods with +ve baryon no. will increase your anticredit balance! Please follow cleaning instructions. Do not store the card in your wallet.
will this so-called antimatter credit card make me owe anti-student loans?
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I’ve passed your enquiry on to our accounting department, but they’ve advised that the Terms and Conditions that apply are subject to a final resolution of the black hole information paradox.
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My concern is that this bank (i.e. CERN) will charge interest (not anti-interest) so long as said paradox is unresolved, which renders me anti-enthusiastic about the whole ordeal. In short, all i want is my student debt to annihilate into photons.
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