I have gone for a quiet beer after my show tonight. When I asked for a pint they explained all the pint glasses were in the wash so I would have to wait.
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Undeterred I said they could just put my pint in two ½ pint glasses. They agreed it was a clever idea. I felt pretty smart. I got my drink straight away and have found a table.
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BUT now I have just realised what this looks like to everyone else in the bar.
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I am sat by myself with two ½ pints, clearly waiting for someone to join me… only I’m going to drink all of one beverage and then move on to the other. By myself. (I might run with it and mournfully look at the door occasionally.)
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My two ½ pints. https://twitter.com/TAThompson16/status/1159938695610458117 …pic.twitter.com/cEOnxWWkLJ
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We’re about to reach the pint of awkwardness…pic.twitter.com/4KWNh4Bqbg
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you should look around acting like you’re looking for someone else then just go ahead and drink it. You’re in too deep at this point might as well own it.
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