I got tired of servers looking at me funny when I tell them I’m dining alone, so now I say I’ll be joined by the spirit of my departed wife.
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Replying to @thechrisschmidt
every time i dine alone, i just kick the waiters in the nuts
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Replying to @InertialObservr @thechrisschmidt
great way to pick up chicks, when all the other dudes be on the floor
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Replying to @InertialObservr @thechrisschmidt
"well looks like i'm the only dude here who's got nuts"
12:44 PM - 2 Aug 2019
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