I got tired of servers looking at me funny when I tell them I’m dining alone, so now I say I’ll be joined by the spirit of my departed wife.
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every time i dine alone, i just kick the waiters in the nuts
great way to pick up chicks, when all the other dudes be on the floor
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"well looks like i'm the only dude here who's got nuts"
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