Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine?
Because you’re a snack 
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I need to try this pickup line in the real world and collect data to assess its effectiveness
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Replying to @InertialObservr @yattgochan
I successfully used physics pick up lines
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Replying to @Billistician @yattgochan
you can’t pick up lines, they’re restricted to 2 dimensions
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I've polled all women and the answer is a definitive eye roll.
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Eye rolls are a sign of affection, no?
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No.
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brb I’ve got some beliefs to update
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