just the jokes not the math ;)
therapist: and how does not having a dolphin make you feel? me: like life has no porpoise therapist: leave
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therapist: So you keep saying the robots
went bankrupt, how did this happen?
me: they used all their cache
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Well shit I didn’t know this, and was about to post “dolfins \subset porpoises” but then I checked Wikipedia—why the hell did I think “porpoise” was a genus or something? Lol
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therapist: So keep telling me about this dream you had about the dog and the cantaloupe. me: well, it turns it it was a little melon collie therapist: LEAVE
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Back to school.
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[dubious][cetacean needed]
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This is how A Beautiful Mind should have gone ... cleverness retrogressing into dad jokes until Nash was like "why was six afraid of seven?"
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