"shoot for the moon, because even if you don't run into the moon at Earth's escape velocity you'll probably collide head first with some object in the Kuiper belt, assuming you don't die from radiation first." -@InertialObservr
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Literally Nobody: Me: *single*
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This reminds me of one of the many things I regret saying: Nice stranger: "sure is a hot day today" Me: "the weather changes all the time The Earth doesn't like when you complain about the weather" Nice stranger: runs way Me: single
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good riddance, obviously wasn't the right one
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"Land among the stars....with a SPLAT!"
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Me: Likes this tweet Me: *single*
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Talk nerdy to me

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