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Kid: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Me:pic.twitter.com/6Kr3vnhRUx
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Hence my bio: (B+D)(ad) Jokes
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no such thing
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w(t)=w(t)-w(0), so w(0)=0. If the woodchuck is chucking one second per second its speed = 1s/s. If it is chucking at the speed of light provided that its invariant (rest) mass equals 0 than its back and forth speed is one lightyear per year But its average (effective) speed=0 ;-)
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The woodchuck is a macroscopic quantum oscillator (thanks to Bohr's (more a philosopher than a physicist ) ;-) rather vague "correspondence principle", with "net effective speed" =0 while speeding vibrationally (like an electron) at almost the speed of light ;-)
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+ Δ Where Δ is unknown factor due to the perturbations.
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So an infinite amount of wood if t = infinity, which is kind of a tautology
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That completely depends on the behaviour of dw/dt
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assuming w(0) = 0 (by the way, t inside the integral is a dummy variable, and not the same as the upper limit of the integral ;-)
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he's a child.. children don't know that!
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