Whatever you do, do not show this to undergrads.pic.twitter.com/RyXRc5Ob2B
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Boi you gotta fix your margin settings in LaTeXit
The second one is spicy.
Since you only said not to show it to undergrads, I’ll assume it’s fine to show it to high school students 
Seeing this tweet, I think you'll enjoy my latest Olympiad!
I love the 2⁴ = 4² = 16, or ⁶√64 =* √4 = 2 (* simplifying the two 6).
God damn it you mad me stop and rack my brain for those old memorized derivatives that give you csc^2 and sec^2. I'm definitely saving these just to be an evil TA.
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