Me: yea, so I'm going to need this matrix diagonalized numerically within the hour Computer: please? Me: ugh, yes okay.. 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 Computer: I'll think about it
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I'm afraid for the day computers acquire feelings.. There's just no way I could ask a sentient being to diagonalize a 35 x 35 matrix..
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Well, just so you know, I can easily diagonalize the 35×35 identity matrix
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do tell your secret to solve order 35 polynomials! :)
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You can always ask Wolfram Alpha
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What if it becomes sentient too ?!
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I wish my linear algebra prof in undergrad felt the same way
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At that time, computers will establish labour unions to prevent overwork.
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What if matriz is not diagonal? Machine will feel disappointed
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We’d have to keep some computers non-sentient for this purpose then.
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