I’d be willing to host the #Oscars if they let me write my own material. Opening monologue about quantum mechanics. Song and dance number about the Second Law of Thermodynamics. 
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Perhaps you are in a different branching of the wave function
But then again if Leibniz was right and this is the “best of all possible universes”, I’m not sure what that says about your hosting the Oscars
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So I guess a modern reading Leibniz would be that this is "the best of all possible branches of the wave function"
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The fact that
@seanmcarroll is not hosting thr Oscars is solid proof that this is not the best of all possible universes - End of conversation
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