"Wait -- she was alive?"
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Won’t she just crumble into dust when she’s dies?
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Or burst into flames.
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I dunno, but if you attend the funeral wear some garlic around your neck because she may not really be dead.
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What funeral?She will just seep back into the ground after the water hits herpic.twitter.com/bxZeO1j2vw
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Don't forget to take out the trash!
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Rigor mortis seems to have set in about 57 years ago.
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Oh my, I laughed out loud with this one, thanks.
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