Ladybird

@InKairos

Nervous writer until I get mad. Here for funny, weird, kind, nerdy, &/or awkwardly sexy things. And dogs. Always dogs.

Florida, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2018.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    24. pro 2019.

    Do you ever hug someone & then afterwards think “Damn, I should have paid more attention because I really needed that hug”?

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    10. pro 2019.

    "I'm gonna soak up the sun" *Someone's getting the D*

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    How do you break it to an 8 year old that maybe book editing isn't the career for him...

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    prije 5 sati

    I can't be the only woman who made it out of my 20s without a trampstamp or a belly button piercing like I'm some kind of GenX sasquatch.

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    A sneeze will never wait for you to put your drink down.

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    I am pretty positive that time travel would involve a lot more diarrhea than the movies let it on. Our gut flora just isn't prepared to handle other eras.

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    Steal a bunch of crows and don't get caught. -How to get away with murder

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    I only fuck with you because I like you

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  9. prije 7 sati

    I’m white. And yes, that white that my brother & I greet each other by saying “howdy”

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    A vibe That’s very hard to Logically describe

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    If men understood how attractive minds can be they would never send unsolicited dick pics ever again

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    Odgovor korisnicima

    Why is there a d in fridge, but no d in refrigerator

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    I can tell by your avi that you’re gonna send me a weird DM.

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    Jimmy Garoppolo has a smile you just want to sit on.

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    How many Fozzie Bears had to die to make these jackets?

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    whatever Jeep paid Bill Murray for this, it was worth it

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    *hooks your hips up to a polygraph.

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    Ah, fuck. I forgot a hair tie. Do you have a hair tie? I will literally die if I don’t have a hair tie. -me, day one, on Naked and Afraid

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    When I’m 93 I don’t wanna look back and wonder if maybe I didn’t show my ass to enough people when it was still kinda somewhat cute.

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    Four days after my sinus surgery, I’m sniffing the air like I’m on some hallucinogenic drugs that heighten my senses. Except it’s just my nose working properly for the first time in years.

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