Impatient Capital

@ImpatientCap

Founder, operator, & investor. Aspiring guru.

the cloud, obviously.
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2019.

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    29. pro 2019.
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    "Issues" such as "my options are suddenly massively under water and it doesn't look like you're about to pay me a huge severance package to leave"

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    Wow I did not realize I have that big of a following

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    Finance in the year 2020:

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    Unless the new skill is in which case definitely learn it using shortcuts

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    🎶 This is the sound that never ends.... It just goes on and on my friends.... 🎶

    Tweet je nedostupan.
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    How long until startups start leasing in malls because it's cheaper than commercial office space?

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    Somewhere on Sandhill Road: VC: "These growth charts are insane how come we didn't fund this?" Associate: "The coronavirus? Sir I don't th-" VC: "Send them a term sheet and some branded Airpod Pros. Overpay, I don't care we need to be in this"

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    Today's date is a palindrome ;-) No matter what date format you use: DDMMYYYY = 02022020 MMDDYYYY = 02022020 YYYYMMDD = 20200202 YYYYDDMM = 20200202

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    Feels like could just build a bot that auto-RTs every tweet from every blue checkmark VC account at this point. Late cycle FTW!

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    Boomers: oh no the virus is going to spread through human to human contact it will be unstoppable Millenials stuck living in a basement: ????

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    And from that day forward, James vowed never to lose again.

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    Someone just needs to Photoshop a Bloomberg keyboard in here and it's perfect

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    Good riddance. The hyper cynicism that they stoked for the purposes of monetization misinformed hundreds of thousands of people about the way the world actually works, and we were all worse off for it.

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    A $3B public company is not a startup.

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  20. 31. sij

    When they sent you exactly what to tweet and you copy/paste it with the quotes and everything... My favorite part is that the Kia marketing team saw it, probably facepalmed, and then went "fuck it, it's already up, promote it as is."

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    My team & I never baby talk our investors. We use full sentences and wide vocabulary including complex words like premature customer acquisition & sustainable hiring My VC can carry a full conversation about product market fit. VCs at events are shocked at his startup aptitude.

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