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Pets are so weird like it’s just this little individual that lives in your house and you can’t speak to each other but you’re just best friends
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I have a nice personalityhttps://twitter.com/common_relate/status/1081408071686123520 …
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Why do parents get mad when you sleep all day like I’m staying out of trouble and I’m not spending your money like what is the issue here
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I really need to realize that pressing snooze for the extra 10 minutes actually does nothing but make me late
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Me driving: why do pedestrians think the can just cross whenever they want Me walking: wow are they really not going to stop for me
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I procrastinate going to sleep even when I’m sleep deprived
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My “won’t speak until I’m spoken to” game is strong
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Ever been to a store for hours and still don’t buy anything. Cuz same
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*accidentally exposes a bit of my feelings Me: anyways I’m going to regret this
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“Don’t change to a new song in the middle of another” First of all.. it’s a 5 min drive I have 7 songs I need to hear
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Am I constantly tired? Yes. But am I staying awake when I should be sleeping? Also, yes
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My whole childhood I thought it was illegal to turn on a light in a car while driving
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If I had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then I’d have enough money to pay for college
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Deleting your whole paragraph to text back “okay” = GROWTH
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*drinks 1 bottle of water* I am so good at taking care of myself I mean wow
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People: you’re so quiet, like you don’t talk Me: I talk, just not to you
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Someone: are you still coming tomorrow? Me: first of all I was never coming
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*tries to get eight hours of sleep in 3 hours*
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Someone: “I called you” Me: yeah I know, I watched my phone ring
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Me: oh that’s cute *checks price tag* Me: no it’s not
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