Melon Head

@ImRealMelonHead

Bald idiot making fun of other idiots for being stupid.

California, USA
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  1. Apr 14

    You're supposed to inhale the blunt before watching it. Joe Rogan show mouth-hitting-ass...

    Kong vs Godzilla has record for most meth ever consumed in a writer’s room
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  2. Apr 14

    Tell us again, why a wet pussy is actually a medical condition. I like that one.

    Or perhaps people don't trust the media to do any of these things, and rightly so
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  3. Mar 14

    To be fair; He still has to clean the swamp, build the wall, arrest Hillary...... basically everything he said he would do yet failed to do the first time. Failing twice is better than failing once... Or however the saying goes.

    bleak
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  4. Mar 14

    She is right; Floyd could have always CHOSEN not to be choked to death. Remember life is about choices.

    Fashbanks is back at it.
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  5. Mar 13

    At-lest Bitcoin's rocket only blew up once.

    BTC (Bitcoin) is an anagram of TBC(The Boring Company) What a coincidence!
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  6. 16 Nov 2020

    I'm actually impressed with how much stupid he managed to pack into this tweet. 🙄

    Replying to @realDonaldTrump
    My uncle works for the government and he has told me that Biden has bribed the states to vote for him as Donald trump was actually going to win, absolutely disgusted with this country, as you are reading this I am on the way to Alaska to live a better life with a better president
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  7. 12 Sep 2020

    You watch princess bride... maybe you should leave talking points to someone else.

    A fair point. Many liberal males never grow balls....
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  8. 11 Sep 2020

    Is it 9/11 though? Is it Karen?

    (hearing about a guy who died) wow thats like 0.0003 9/11s
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  9. 31 Aug 2020

    This cringe, literally and physically, hurt my eyeballs. You should be banned for posting this.

    GEE THANKS RADIO. 📻
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  10. 31 Aug 2020

    Arnt' you doing the same exact thing..just in the opposite direction.... Must be that DAP.........

    Just to be clear, this is a Congressperson jumping directly to conviction of a man who has a pretty clear case for self-defense.
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  11. 31 Aug 2020

    I know, why are you depressing me.

    4:50
    Rent is due tomorrow. My question is this: with 40 million facing the threat of eviction, how in the world does Sen. McConnell think they're going to cobble up enough income to keep a roof over their heads during this crisis? It is time to cancel rent until this crisis is over.
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  12. 31 Aug 2020

    All the fake polls are fake, expect the wonderful nonfake polls showing me pile driving the hair sniffer. ( Really great, fantastic polls btw, and believe me, nobody knows polls like me. )

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  13. 31 Aug 2020

    hmmmm... then why do you do it? Because no wap.. ??

    It must be tiring waking up and actively looking for a reason to be enraged
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  14. 31 Aug 2020

    hmmm....idk maybe i should go see what Fox, Hannity and Alex jones has to say first.

    entirely real
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  15. 31 Aug 2020

    I blame Ben, if only he knew what wet pussy was...

    Antifa and BLM rioters rage through American cities for months on end. Whom do you blame?
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  16. 31 Aug 2020

    Have the RNC buy 100,000s of copies..again.

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  17. 29 May 2020

    ..................................Okay?

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  18. 13 Apr 2020

    Idk but, do let us know when you find out. 😅😂

    Omggg !!! Does this work ?......
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  19. 13 Apr 2020

    So... do I put my balls down now, and ah what do I tell the neighbor staring at me through my window while i have nuts in one hand and my phone in the other?

    You're quarantined....you're down but you're not out......grab your balls, look out the window and know that better days are coming and most importantly........you'll be stronger because of this.....
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  20. 11 Apr 2020

    🤣😂

    Replying to @banalplay
    My favorite Biden quote
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