Il'setsya Wyrmtouched

@Ilsetsya

Iconic Ganzi, Arcanist, Lecherous Herald of Chaos, Child of the Lethe Wall, Alcohol and Pesh Connoisseur, & She of the Ever-Wandering Prehensile Tail

Galisemni in the Maelstrom
Geregistreerd in januari 2018
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  1. 28 jun.

    Hey! Just because I'm CN and worship the slithering, primordial forces of cHaOs that lurk behind this farcical veneer of prosaic reality, it doesn't mean I'll be dangerously reckless and hurt the party. It's just very, very, very, very, likely.

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  2. 24 jun.

    Drink everything worth drinking! Wine from Nocticula's private reserves in body shot form, lilland liquor from Elysium also in body shots, even a bottled Farastu, but such escapades have their inevitable result. Quick! Ssila'meshnik! Hold my hair!

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  3. 22 jun.

    Note to self: Getting blackout drunk in Aktun in Axis, hitting on a valharut and making amusingly crude 'long arm of the law' jokes does not end well, and ended up in my getting banished by some displeased axiomites. Twice now. Twice! Math has no sense of humor!

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  4. 20 jun.

    The Maelstrom is infinite and its myriad depths emerge into other realities like the old deep ethereal, so there's the idea of tangent reality Il'setsyas. We tried a Council of Il'setsyas. That ended poorly, drunk, on fire, etc let the mind wander.

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    19 jun.

    GM: What's the in the Mason jar? Il'setsya: Liver candy. Drinkable liver candy!

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    19 jun.

    GM: I just realized that I gave you a linguistics checks on something that there's no way you could have heard with your -2 total Perception modifier. Il'setsya: Praise be to cHaOs! :D

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    19 jun.

    Jregan: Who goes next on initiative? GM: You don't know. Nobody has numbers over their head. Il'setsya: Uh, I have numbers over my head. And letters. And pictures. Brum: Yeah but nobody can read any sense into the stuff orbiting your head!

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    19 jun.

    Il'setsya, the potatoes could successfully hide from you.

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    19 jun.

    Il'setsya: Scorching Ray! *rolls a 1, hits the summoner PC, the summoner drops.* Sorry! Sorry! My bad!

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    19 jun.

    Jregan: I loot the small child. Il'setsya: And I'm sure Folca approves. Too soon? Yeah, way too soon. Way too fucking soon.

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    19 jun.

    Il'setsya: Hey new person. I'm Il'setsya and you're really freaking me out because you have the same first name as someone I know from back home *cough*my girlfriend*cough* But you're like twice her height, and human, not a half-faerie dragon, and not a wizard.

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    19 jun.

    Jregan: Wait! We -ARE- the good guys!!! Il'setsya: Oh crap, we are?! Oh that sucks!

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    19 jun.

    Brum: *summons a gibbering mouther* Il'setsya: Oh shit! Henrietta! I haven't seen you in like 50 years! So how you been?! You working for this guy now? *babbles back and forth*

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    19 jun.

    Brum: I put a poopy potato into the dead guy's mouth. Il'setsya: Oh! Help me hogtie the corpse. We'll pose him like a suckling pig! Brum: No. That's way too far. Il'setsya: You stuck a shit-covered potato in his mouth but you draw the line at posing the body.

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    19 jun.

    Il'setsya: If this becomes a dance-off I'm screwed. I have hooves and a fifteen foot long tail. I have no rhythm.

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    19 jun.

    Jregan: If I throw whisky into your fireball as you cast it, what would it do? Il'setsya: That's a waste of good whiskey and I would absolutely attempt to drink it midair.

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    19 jun.

    Il'setsya: Skinless three-headed puppy we barely knew you!

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    19 jun.

    Il'setsya [spoken in daemonic]: Desna-felching cockgoblin!

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    19 jun.

    Il'setsya: [Buscemi] Hello fellow slayers of mortal life! [/Buscemi] Il'setsya: Oh and I muff my hair up before I talk to them in daemonic. MUSS my hair up. Muss! Well I wouldn't say no to the other option either to be perfectly honest.

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    19 jun.

    BBEG: You are not one of us. Il'setsya: UH HUH! BBEG: No, you are not. Il'setsya: NAH UH!

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