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    illy bocean‏ @IllyBocean 7 Jun 2020

    Genuine question for the people who are worried about who you would call in the case of a robbery if the police get defunded: have you ever been robbed, and what did the police do to help?

    5:32 pm - 7 Jun 2020
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    2,918 replies . 9,882 retweets 58,227 likes
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      2. illy bocean‏ @IllyBocean 7 Jun 2020

        I used to live in these apartments and our cars in the secure basement parking got broken into 10 times in 10 months. someone would come through more than once a month and break into like 20 cars at once. called the cops and they were like “well what are we meant to do about it”

        39 replies . 456 retweets 8,404 likes
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      3. illy bocean‏ @IllyBocean 7 Jun 2020

        And that’s the reaction for middle class white people! Imagine if you were in a demographic that they not only don’t care about, but feel actively hostile towards?

        6 replies . 235 retweets 7,423 likes
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      4. illy bocean‏ @IllyBocean 7 Jun 2020

        I was told point blank by a cop “we won’t do anything, but file a report so the recorded crime rate goes up and then we can ask for more funding”. And I think that’s pretty much the whole grift!

        33 replies . 2,543 retweets 14,530 likes
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      5. illy bocean‏ @IllyBocean 7 Jun 2020

        I hope it’s clear here that the point isn’t that I want cops to more effectively imprison people for petty theft - it’s just clear that the only role they’re playing here is passing a note to your insurance company, and I feel like people without guns could manage that just fine

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      2. FunnyJoke ComedyMan‏ @butt_sword 7 Jun 2020
        Replying to @IllyBocean

        if i get robbed thats on me, they caught me slippin' and now i will learn from it

        4 replies . 4 retweets 182 likes
      3. dónde le fuck‏ @nightlightart 8 Jun 2020
        Replying to @butt_sword @IllyBocean

        so then if the point of the police isnt to prevent crimes from happening to you or help solve it afterwards since "thats on you", what exactly is the point?

        2 replies . 0 retweets 20 likes
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      2. kate wagner‏ @mcmansionhell 7 Jun 2020
        Replying to @IllyBocean

        i was robbed in college and my roommate called the police and the police came and decided to smell my metal water bottle because it "looked like a bong."

        3 replies . 79 retweets 2,401 likes
      3. GIRL THE FIRST‏ @Tahanya9 7 Jun 2020
        Replying to @mcmansionhell @plentyofalcoves @IllyBocean

        "someone's needs my help? i smell opportunity to throw them in prison" protect and serve

        3 replies . 80 retweets 2,329 likes
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      2. Grant Williamson‏ @ozjimbob 7 Jun 2020
        Replying to @IllyBocean

        Yep, I distinctly remember when someone broke into the car and nicked my laptop, CDs and discman and I phoned the police and they literally said “sorry we can’t help with that”.

        3 replies . 6 retweets 224 likes
      3. MJ O'Neill, The Great & Terrible Wyrm (lapsed)‏ @mjoneillnoise 7 Jun 2020
        Replying to @ozjimbob @IllyBocean

        They didn't, either. I still have that laptop.

        3 replies . 0 retweets 189 likes
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