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i play “Andrew” on season 6 of . birdposting. foodposting. leave a message after the beep: 1800-317-515
ngunnawal countryboontavista.comJoined February 2009

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it's the Return of the Podcast King, is back to explain why he will NEVER fail the No Lackin Challenge
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EPISODE 276: Roadrunnered By The Coyote (with @willmenaker) Will from @ChapoTrapHouse joins us to discuss: Tear gassing for morale, losing 45 gallons of iPhones, and a werewolf in Colorado. Plus: The Clipping Report and the return of the RIPing Report. soundcloud.com/boontavista/ep
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(on a first date) so i dont trust banshees or baba yagas but gremlins are ok. i still wouldnt hang with a gremlin but i think we’d be able to accomplish tasks. but if a gremlin is tight with a baba yaga then thats kind of sus. you look beautiful tonight by the way. can i kiss you
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i like when all my ads on here are just THICK GIRLS DOING WALL PILATES. i am interested in THICK GIRLS DOING WALL PILATES so feel free to keep showing me THICK GIRLS DOING WALL PILATES
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i’m pretty sure in the 1998 action-comedy The Big Hit, Mark Wahlberg’s social anxious hit man Melvin constantly has a sore tummy from being stressed that everyone’s mad at him
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she looked like a beautiful mafia wife angel 👼🍝
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on the pod recording @IllyBocean said I’m dressed like carmela soprano which may be a) accurate but is b) very rude
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this mf thinks Crocodile Dundee was a documentary
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Australian soldiers have fought and died on foreign battlefields to protect our way of life. I doubt many of those fallen heroes would have ever imagined how quickly we could drift from the land of the Leyland Brothers and Crocodile Dundee to the land of woke sportsmen and… Show more
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i experience unconditional love every day of my life, but your thing is cool too
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I fornicated with 1780 females and I live in this 2.7 million dollar house with pool and jacuzzi (24yr old)
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while casting himself as a revolutionary and suggesting his cafe is like a bohemian salon, a raging epicentre of unique thought, this guy has no reasons why you should be commuting to the city other than “because Dieter Steinbusch wants you to”
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