Stephan B. Wyatt

@IllegalWiretaps

Teacher of impressionable minds, writer for Houston Press and SLUG Magazine, father, husband, belligerent, yet loveable, curmudgeon.

Ogden, UT
theillegalwiretaps1.bandcamp.com
Joined August 2011
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Earliest Homo sapiens skull ever found, 300,000 years ago in Morocco, with a modern-sized brain. Astonishing.

    24 replies 298 retweets 468 likes
  2. May 27

    My new sounds: According To My Watch, You Should Be Dead on

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    May 16

    retweet if u love me. Only if u love me tho 👅

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    1,135 replies 18,921 retweets 16,763 likes
  4. May 11

    Review of new album Remains:

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  7. Apr 28

    Some William Golding fan wanted to run his own version of Lord of the Flies at .Trust-fund kids experiencing their 1st cheese sandwich.

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    Apr 28

    when you hear that rich ppl paid ungodly sums to party on a private island... and then almost had to eat each other to survive

    34 replies 2,492 retweets 6,117 likes
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    Apr 28

    is an art installation where mediocre people realize what their lives would be like without rich parents.

    86 replies 9,003 retweets 27,191 likes
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    Apr 21

    KenFolk. ThankU 4 the desire of always anticipating new music of my own. None is coming. My work will be in our future TDE dates tho. 💯

    1,282 replies 30,415 retweets 87,257 likes
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    Apr 14

    Blending in with at the .

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  12. Apr 4

    Coming back to Houston! I'll wait until I return to unload more music than you can handle in one lifetime.

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  13. Mar 26

    If people ask you for your advice, say nothing. Nod, smile, forget. If they insist that you say something, tell them to try incest.

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    Mar 25

    "Sometimes it takes all day to pry a football from a dog's mouth." -Ancient North American Proverb

    4 replies 10 retweets 81 likes
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    Mar 24

    BREAKING: LaVar Ball checks in with 3 minutes left and scores 125 points leading UCLA to a 200-86 victory over Kentucky (via LaVar Ball)

    48 replies 5,787 retweets 11,859 likes
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    Mar 17

    Danny Jacobs: KO'd by Pirog days after Grandmother passes. Beats cancer. Returns against all odds. Tries to dethrone GGG. RT

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    6 replies 71 retweets 141 likes
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    Mar 10

    "This guy will be a cabinet appointee by the end of the month"

    Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity
    13 replies 7 retweets 51 likes
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    Mar 9

    There he goes... 😂

    49 replies 1,984 retweets 3,162 likes
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    Mar 7

    Scalabrine > Curry 🤔🤔🤔

    21 replies 1,454 retweets 2,361 likes

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