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I heard some faiths say I designed everything. Not chairs. That was all you, buds.
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Heaven is mostly bugs. It's okay though, they're SUPER friendly.
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Ummmm...the only things in this sign that run: "...contrary to THE HOLY LAW OF GOD" are the extraneous apostrophes. "Hare Krishna's, New-Age Guru's"....c'mon guy, you got the other plurals right, why switch it up?pic.twitter.com/W3RCC6YmOK
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We'll be doing a bit of sense remapping today. Nothing major, but if food starts tasting different or colors switch, you might wanna shoot your divine rep a quick message.
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Whooboi, got caught in a temporal loop. Whooboi, got caught in a temporal loop.
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Heading out to an omnichronic hypervault convention this weekend to brush up on my eschatological marketing skills. Anyway, I'm gonna be out-of-dimension, so technically, TECHNICALLY sin no longer exists. Have fun, but please don't go all purge on me.
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Crap! Forgot to clear the speculative iteration buffers last night. Y'all gonna have a few extra daydreams, today. Just roll with it, okay.
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I made a new type of beetle, it's looks kinda like a giraffe and only eats a specific type of leaf that grows during summer rains in....aaaaaaaand, they're both extinct. After 4 billion years, you'd think I would be better at this.
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Emergent design is pretty damn cool. I mean, toss a bunch of random amino acids into a warm caldera and wait a few billion years and...BAM! y'get Netflix.
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I'm nervous, we're about to roll out an update that gives y'all a pet goose that loves you. It tested really well with focus groups, but I'm still torn.
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Great news, I just created the most delicious apple ever! It's really amazing. I mean, all other apples will taste like mealy trash once you take a bite. Better get out there and start crunchin' buds!
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Sell a man a fish, make a coupla quid (bucks). Teach a man to fish, you've lost a customer. Tell me, what is wrong with that syllogism?
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I'm actually much smaller than the media portrays me. Like REALLY tiny.
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Infinite LOVE? Not sure I'm ready for that sorta commitment. Would y'all be satisfied with infinite LIKE?
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Y'all like rain and snow, right? What if more things fell from the sky? (Asking for a friend)
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I cursed y'all with eternal hunger. You created sandwiches.
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Be careful what you wish for....I might mishear and grant you some totally weird thing.
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I had to make Jesus 60 times before it actually stuck. Do you know what happened to bacteria Jesus?
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Best part about being god... When someone catches you in a lie, you just change reality to make it objectively true.
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