Idiot God

@IdiotG0D

Creator of heavin 'n Earth, worshipped by billions. MLM guru. Endless Love. Alfalfa and Omega. Might be the ghost of my own son. (they/them)

Heaven
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2019.

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  1. prije 8 sati

    I heard some faiths say I designed everything. Not chairs. That was all you, buds.

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  2. 5. velj

    Heaven is mostly bugs. It's okay though, they're SUPER friendly.

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  3. 4. velj

    Ummmm...the only things in this sign that run: "...contrary to THE HOLY LAW OF GOD" are the extraneous apostrophes. "Hare Krishna's, New-Age Guru's"....c'mon guy, you got the other plurals right, why switch it up?

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  4. 3. velj

    We'll be doing a bit of sense remapping today. Nothing major, but if food starts tasting different or colors switch, you might wanna shoot your divine rep a quick message.

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  5. 2. velj

    Whooboi, got caught in a temporal loop.

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  6. 2. velj

    Whooboi, got caught in a temporal loop. Whooboi, got caught in a temporal loop.

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  7. 31. sij

    Heading out to an omnichronic hypervault convention this weekend to brush up on my eschatological marketing skills. Anyway, I'm gonna be out-of-dimension, so technically, TECHNICALLY sin no longer exists. Have fun, but please don't go all purge on me.

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  8. 30. sij

    Crap! Forgot to clear the speculative iteration buffers last night. Y'all gonna have a few extra daydreams, today. Just roll with it, okay.

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  9. 29. sij

    I made a new type of beetle, it's looks kinda like a giraffe and only eats a specific type of leaf that grows during summer rains in....aaaaaaaand, they're both extinct. After 4 billion years, you'd think I would be better at this.

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  10. 28. sij

    Emergent design is pretty damn cool. I mean, toss a bunch of random amino acids into a warm caldera and wait a few billion years and...BAM! y'get Netflix.

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  11. 28. sij

    I'm nervous, we're about to roll out an update that gives y'all a pet goose that loves you. It tested really well with focus groups, but I'm still torn.

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  12. 27. sij

    Great news, I just created the most delicious apple ever! It's really amazing. I mean, all other apples will taste like mealy trash once you take a bite. Better get out there and start crunchin' buds!

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  13. 25. sij

    Sell a man a fish, make a coupla quid (bucks). Teach a man to fish, you've lost a customer. Tell me, what is wrong with that syllogism?

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  14. 24. sij

    I'm actually much smaller than the media portrays me. Like REALLY tiny.

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  15. 23. sij

    Infinite LOVE? Not sure I'm ready for that sorta commitment. Would y'all be satisfied with infinite LIKE?

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  16. 22. sij

    Y'all like rain and snow, right? What if more things fell from the sky? (Asking for a friend)

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  17. 21. sij

    I cursed y'all with eternal hunger. You created sandwiches.

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  18. 20. sij

    Be careful what you wish for....I might mishear and grant you some totally weird thing.

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  19. 20. sij

    I had to make Jesus 60 times before it actually stuck. Do you know what happened to bacteria Jesus?

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  20. 19. sij

    Best part about being god... When someone catches you in a lie, you just change reality to make it objectively true.

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