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Unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do early in their career is become the nurse of a millionaire mystery novelist with a dysfunctional family who will die in mysterious circumstances and leave them his fortune and his Massachusetts mansion.
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I love it!!
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Agreed as long as the will stipulates a complex series of conditions designed to pit the family against each other before ultimately leaving everything to you.
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Knives outThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Just so long as you don't visit the mansion...
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A professor said it's best when someone dies to leave you money. Everyone gasped. He clarified, "I've had it both ways folks, when someone you love dies you're going to grieve. Far better you get money to comfort you through that process."
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DAMMIT I *knew* addictions was the wrong way to go...
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