Hey, I've got a great idea! I'll get in a long-distance relationship! Or I could just slam my foot in a door repeatedly. Same difference.
@myriad_truths They start out OK. Then I get a chance to meet up in person, and suddenly she's all, "Hey, let's just be friends!"
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@myriad_truths You had to remind me of the one that ended because, "Actually, you're more like a brother to me." Kinda funny in retrospect. - 1 more reply
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