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22 year old me after a night of drinking: "I hope I didn't do anything stupid." 29 year old me: "I hope I didn't agree to go on a hike."

5:55 PM · Apr 26, 2014

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@forrestevsky

I swear to god you're wrong. It's from my stand-up act.

@forrestevsky

Maybe you heard it from me when I Tweeted it in April?

@forrestevsky

I came up with it because I kept agreeing to go hiking while I was drunk.

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Oh god this is me

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Every single time I agree to go hiking. All these years later.

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Trent Gillaspie | Denver Comedian

@trentgillaspie

this is probably one of the best and most accurate tweets I've ever read. Even happened to us this morning.

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@JordanBlake2015

sober me: maybe I'll paint this wall Drunk me:sure I'll build homes for the needy tomorrow Day after:the f*ck did I agree to!?

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Half Baked Idea

When you get to your mid-thirties, you'll wish you had a later tee time.

"44 year old me: let's cancel the trip around the world"?

Duncan Deauxnutz