Morticia Addams

@Iam_UT

YOU MAY BEAT ME DOWN, BUT LIKE A DICK, I RISE ||Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc || bloody consumer of men and mangoes || feminist

Lagos, Nigeria
rantsofsilence.wordpress.com
Joined August 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    12 Jul 2016

    💖💖💖💖💖

    3 replies 248 retweets 252 likes
  2. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Abandon respectability. Abandon shame. Abandon likeability. You do not owe anyone penance for your womanhood.

    67 retweets 56 likes
  3. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    The "Not all men" Ohaneze youth wing, I know truth is bitter mana ozugonu 😂😂😂

    2 retweets
  4. 1 hour ago

    Can you not 😒

    Girls are lowkey always hungry. If you buying food & she tell you she's Ok just get her food too. She'll eat as if she a construction worker
    1 retweet
  5. 1 hour ago

    Lmfaooooo good day sir

    Switched to degree for women and now I'm less aggressive on the road .. Plus I smell so fresh hours later, tempts me to save water
  6. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    Recording videos on how to achieve smooth color transitions w/ markers for my Patreon.

    3 replies 54 retweets 317 likes
  7. 2 hours ago

    Worst thing ever is a selfish lover.

    4 retweets
  8. 2 hours ago

    You should see a doctor about that

    How do you tell someone that you really like them? That when you think about them, your heart skips a beat? 😫
  9. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    Jesus looking at these quotes that he never sprinkled like:

    1 reply 111 retweets 122 likes
  10. 2 hours ago

    Talking to some of you gives me a fucking headache. Don't even know why I fucking bother. I'd gladly set y'all on fire for stress relief.

  11. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    Nigga soulmate a stripper with a gambling problem.

    My soulmate either in Houston or Las Vegas
    14 retweets 1 like
  12. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    new rules: drink more water, run more, read more, be a hoe, be smarter with my money. just focusing on the smaller goals right now y'know..

    2 retweets 1 like
  13. 3 hours ago

    Apt

    My friends & I on twitter dot com
  14. 3 hours ago

    Seasick

    Been with her since I was 11 years old Now she's the mother of my children and means the world to me. We go through so much but this all me!
    1 reply
  15. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    Nigga drop the wave routine and go.

    Been with her since I was 11 years old Now she's the mother of my children and means the world to me. We go through so much but this all me!
    6 retweets 14 likes
  16. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    We gather in the shadow of the ancient malls. We prowl through empty carparks towards the anchor stores. We hunt in packs. We show no mercy.

    Millennials are killing department stores. Read more >
    12 replies 1,195 retweets 2,223 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 12

    Homophobes: the gays are forcing their sexuality onto their kids Straight ppl, to a 4 year old girl talking to a boy: IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND

    37 replies 11,101 retweets 15,172 likes
  18. 3 hours ago

    Dead Presidents (preferably American)

    Replying to @stanofselena
    61) If you could have a large collection of one item, what would that item be?
    3 retweets 1 like
  19. 3 hours ago

    Nope. Genuinely wish exes the best life has to offer

    Does it hurt you that your ex who did you dirty found happiness after they left you?
  20. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    "How many Rts for you to go out with me?" Don't you feel somehow?

    1 reply 35 retweets 2 likes
  21. 3 hours ago

    Also don't pound yam for men you won't wife

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