Mary Charlene

is Gilmore Girls a prequel to the Handmaid's Tale

is it weird that Tim Allen's Michigan tourism ads make me sob

what did I do this weekend? saw 50 Shades Darker & coughed through the whole movie on purpose

a 48 hour montage of everyone who has ever cried on the Bachelor

perk of being married: someone to help me breastfeed the cats

I hope da Vinci also drew anime girls when he was in high school

just took an artisanal dump at the Renegade Craft Fair

I don't believe in jump scares. Only scares that take forever. Like high school was 10 years ago & I haven't done anything with my life

"seriously what the FUCK" - my genitals after a bike ride

do they have to burn the beds once the Bachelor in Paradise people leave

*walks onstage at the strip club & everyone starts throwing candy corn at me*

just felt a shiver in my ovary...fall is coming

my favorite couple in Bachelor in Paradise is those 2 dogs they showed hanging out at the beach

I am definitely watching the VMAs and not delousing my doll collection

I want a Lenny and Carl kind of love

had a nightmare that I posted a video of me drunk-singing Wilson Phillips

IF U NEED WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT PLEASE WATCH (i'm drunk) https://www.instagram.com/p/BJosAxQAFdD/ 

the Nest #art #mine https://www.instagram.com/p/BJjncS8gQH0/ 

today my coworker had a nosebleed & I was like WHO DID YOU KILL TINA