Step 1: Be racist.
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Step 3: Get checked on the racist thing you said.
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Step 4: Vehemently deny that you said something racist.
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Step 5: Get called on your denial.
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Step 6: Proceed to double down & block people if this racist thing happened on social media
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Step 8: Come back hours after your dragging and issue an "apology".
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Step 9:Be sure to point out that it "was not your intention" to say the racist thing u said
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Step 10: Be sure to add that "you did not mean to offend" and that you are a good person.
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Step 11: Be sure to deflect blame by not at all addressing that what you said was racist.
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Step 12: Cite your sources! Make sure you include that you have many POC friends.
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Step 12a: Who you are very "good" too.
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Step 13: Bonus points if you have a picture of them.
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Step 14: Bonus points if you make that picture your profile pic.
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Step 15:Bonus points if u mention how ur marginalized identity prevents u from being racist
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Step 16: Bonus points if you don't even have a marginalized identify.
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And there you have it! Happy Apologizing!!!
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Or like the "non-racist" Frank Grillo might say, Happy "Apologizing". Stay racist, y'all.
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