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"...right at that sweet spot of "bonkers" and "terrifying" and "a disgrace to our great nation."

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  2. Yeah, but I mean, doesn't this indicate a level of organizational competence that my boy's team frankly lacked?

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  3. You guys know I'm rooting for Joe, but honestly, doesn't Sanders' ability in Iowa to effectively mobilize immigrant communities & strong numbers with Latinos, and young African-Americans call into question the "he's screwed once he moves on to more diverse states" narrative?

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  4. What am I doing? Why am I here? Why do I feel an obligation to advance the collective knowledge of society or whatever?

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  5. I could have lived a perfectly happy life playing video games and committing welfare fraud.

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  6. It's like watching a Jenga game but the Jenga tower is Society(tm) and we're all going to fucking die.

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  7. Honestly, I find readings about financialization more disturbing than the shit about war and weapons and whatnot, although that's partially because of the sinking feeling that it's all a scam that will eventually collapse, leaving a lot of angry people with weapons ready for war.

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  8. prije 17 sati
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  9. Imagine being Tom Perez and thinking to yourself, "Man, I wish this shitshow would drag on for EVEN LONGER."

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  10. Digital camouflage is cancer and should be illegal under international law for the same reasons as other methods of blinding in wartime.

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  12. "Funny how the precincts that went for Bernie were counted last." Wait, you mean to say dense population centers tend to take longer to count votes and ALSO have this weird habit of being further left than less-dense areas? WHAAAAAAAAT?

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  13. I'm never going to complain about a writing assignment being too short, but I find "give me an extremely brief overview of a Big Load of Stuff" to be in its own way daunting.

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  14. The mildly insufferable mayor of Literally Where is somewhat preferable to the oligarch with his own private news network that shills for the Chinese.

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  15. Plus, I mean, repackaging stories from the BBC as "OSINT" and breathlessly offering analysis based on Wikipedia and my old strategy guide for Command and Conquer Generals is a bit beneath even my admittedly low standards.

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  16. Given this account's gimmick, you might be surprised I don't talk about Syria more. Here's why: 1.) It's hard to smugly act like you know better than everyone else when you don't know what you'd do to make things better. 2.) Seems a bit crass for a cartoon to shitpost about.

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  17. Well, Syria looks terrible. Perhaps CNN could take a short break from the corn fields and talk about that for a bit.

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  18. I have to say, relitigating 2012 is a refreshing break from relitigating 2016.

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  19. Endorsing for president whoever promises to abolish Iowa.

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  20. I mean, look, if it comes down to Bloomberg or Sanders, I’ll take Sanders because Bloomberg is owned by Chinese communists while Bernie’s handler died in 1987, but geeze...

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